🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi
LightNews LightNews
banner
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi
@noodieboboodie.bsky.social
270 followers 250 following 3K posts
Noodie | they/he | >30 | mostly FFVII | NSFW
trans Cloud truther
fic + yaps here, art @noodlindoodlin.bsky.social
multiship
minors and antis GO'N GIT
📖 https://archiveofourown.org/users/LilPrinceNoodie
#🍓 noodieboboodie.straw.page
banner: halebob
Posts Replies Media Videos
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
On the train to the airport after a week with this ridiculously dear human. Em, I'm so incredibly happy to know you and I love you to absolute pieces and I'm more than a little devastated that we live on opposite ends of the world.

Huuu 😭
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
I'm open to bets on how long before I regret my hubris
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Yeah so uh, happy WIP Wednesday to all who celebrate? 😅
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
I present a cat who has never thought about *anything*, especially not discourse.
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
been low key worrying that being busier and med change and working out impacting my mood (positively!) might mean that I'm not able to write quite the same.

but I dunno man we're still out here in these smut mines
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS FUCKIN HITTTTTTSSSSS

This is actually an understanding of hope that I vibe so fuckin hard with. That every action we choose to take has impacts that ripple out, that nothing we do in our fight is meaningless

FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
October 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
ellipsus, I need you to sit down...
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
You ever forget about a note you left yourself only to re-find it months later and look at yourself like "hey, so...the fuck?"
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
I thought I could post before another #wipwednesday came and went but we're embracing slowness over here (or something, idk)

Y'all the sex is gonna be hella weird I hope you like it.
It takes some time, like this, for Cloud to begin fucking Seph properly, but Seph relishes it. He can feel, after all, how foreign and overwhelming it is for Cloud—remembers, with a fond chuckle, his own astonishment at having a cock himself when he was an alpha, however briefly. Every echo of Cloud's overwhelm and pleasure makes Seph shudder. "Touch yourself for me?" Cloud asks, and Seph's hand shoots to his pussy like he was only waiting for permission. His long fingers work his clit and Seph goes somehow even tighter around Cloud. It makes him stop for a brief moment, the overwhelm creeping back up his spine to the base of his skull, but then there is a hard tug as Seph uses their tie to snap Cloud's hips. "Shit, fuck, Seph—" Cloud falls forward and catches himself on his forearm,
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
So look. @foolinthemoon.bsky.social left this beautiful question in a comment on coherence and I need y'all to know, it's not an exact prediction, but it's also not terribly far from the mark.
Comment text reading "... I do have one question though... If Seph can materialize a sword from ether, can he also materialize a strap?"
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Oh right, it's Wednesday! #wipWednesday ft a smooth transition back to my fisting roots 🥰
Memory floods the both of them, of the first bite that scarred him here, but Cloud doesn't offer admonishment. Instead he groans and tugs harder, and the scents of berries and cool mountain air flood their connection, and Seph remembers the desperation of that first heat, remembers the fullness of a knot.
September 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Did it hurt? When you fell from our esteem over bullshit censorship?
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
When I was a brand new wee fic writer, I got "crack treated seriously," which is fair. This does feel more accurate for where I am now, and I'm so delighted that so many of you sweet degenerates have stayed with me. 🥰

uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Alright okay have a real snippet
Each point of contact is heat and friction and softness—and that softness is nearly too foreign for Seph to bear. Cloud ghosts his lips over the scars at Seph's neck, and Seph's breath catches in his chest. Please, gods, I've missed you, please—bite, bleed, fuck— Cloud rakes his fingers through Seph's hair, nails dragging over his scalp, then yanks his head so suddenly that a pitiful noise falls out of Seph.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
WIP Wednesday, spoilers for the last chapter/epilogue of coherence:

backshots here
September 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
#wipWednesday, still plugging at coherence, still making Sephiroth have a bad time, still in love with "don't be wasteful, baby"
There is Jenova, the source of his connection to Cloud. There is Jenova, whose thrall bade another Sephiroth to run Cloud through. (the blood on his blade the thud when he struck the floor the way his his pauldrons clattered against the stairs, the same blood that poured salt and metal into his needful mouth, over his greedy tongue don't be wasteful, baby, dripping through the grate churning into mako sealing the beginning of his end)
September 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
@lucky-seven.bsky.social I do love the implication that this fic is jail lmao 🤣
August 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Coming soon
College AU (technically), modern AU, age difference, trans Zack Fair, trans Genesis Rhapsodos, horny himbo Zack, BDSM, introducing your partners via threesome, porn with minimal plot, breathplay Note: Lightly tagged because I’m old and tired.
August 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
also happy wednesday <3
August 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
If you've ever wondered where your smut comes from.
August 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
@lucky-seven.bsky.social offering ideas for a spinoff before she's even read it. Iconic.
August 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Look I'm just. A little guy.
August 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Perhaps one of my favorite live reactions to one of my fics
August 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
Happy Friday. I'm sorry in advance for this one.
August 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
noodieboboodie.bsky.social
wip-lash wednesday, been vacillating between a purely pwp AGZ and the next chap of coherence. (undecided if angst-inducing implied zakkura will make it to the final edit, but this is where we are at the moment)
Zack’s fingers twitch in the sheets when he hears the unfamiliar language. “Oh, wait, that is so not fair.” But Angeal smirks while he rubs his hand in soothing circles over Zack’s back. «No, speaking in a language he doesn’t understand is nasty.» Genesis taps the side of Zack’s leg gently with a cane. “Hey, slut. You like not knowing what your handsome daddy is saying about you?” The time on the boat from Junon and then crammed into the truck for the long ride to Nibelheim are the longest stretches Sephiroth has spent with Cloud since that night. Zack’s presence is both a balm and a sore, preventing the time from becoming a discussion or a confrontation. He has wondered, over these last few months, if the growing closeness with Zack is more than just friendship. If Zack has had the joy of being beneath Cloud, squeezed between his legs. It is enough to make him miss Genesis and Angeal, but not enough to begin a mending of those relationships.
August 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM