Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
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Welp it seems like everyone is finally ready for my idea. We all agree to adopt the Midsommar cliff ritual, but instead of age we go by a max net worth. Pretty sure this solves all the problems.
I don’t know about you, but in this house we believe when mounting things to the wall, you first put the stud finder on yourself and proclaim you have found it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don’t know about you, but in this house we believe when mounting things to the wall, you first put the stud finder on yourself and proclaim you have found it.
You ever see a failson irl? In public. Looking at one right now. Broccoli hair. Scoliosis from always looking at his phone. Sweat pants the cost of a mortgage payment. Rest of his family is like every season of White Lotus. I’m at a Chipotle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You ever see a failson irl? In public. Looking at one right now. Broccoli hair. Scoliosis from always looking at his phone. Sweat pants the cost of a mortgage payment. Rest of his family is like every season of White Lotus. I’m at a Chipotle.
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker, Charlie Brown
Reposted by Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've never had a trans woman tell me to get back in the kitchen, or make a "joke" about how women shouldn't be allowed to vote. I've never seen trans women outside the planned parenthood calling women murderers and whores. trans women have never dogged me out for incorrectly performing femininity
He's here, I know he's here.
That's him. I'm telling you that's HIM.
I know he's here!
You can't understand. That's HIM!
That's him, you hear me??
I'M TELLING YOU, IT’S *KEYSER SOZE*
That's him. I'm telling you that's HIM.
I know he's here!
You can't understand. That's HIM!
That's him, you hear me??
I'M TELLING YOU, IT’S *KEYSER SOZE*
WATCH LIVE: LAFD battles fire on container ship in San Pedro
WATCH LIVE: LAFD battles fire on container ship in San Pedro
Firefighters responded Friday evening to a blaze on a container ship docked in San Pedro. The Los Angeles Fire Department reported that the fire broke out around 7:13 p.m. on the vessel “1 He…
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November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
He's here, I know he's here.
That's him. I'm telling you that's HIM.
I know he's here!
You can't understand. That's HIM!
That's him, you hear me??
I'M TELLING YOU, IT’S *KEYSER SOZE*
That's him. I'm telling you that's HIM.
I know he's here!
You can't understand. That's HIM!
That's him, you hear me??
I'M TELLING YOU, IT’S *KEYSER SOZE*
Greg Bovino looks like Looney Tunes Peter Lorre if the animators used diarrhea instead of cel paint.
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Greg Bovino looks like Looney Tunes Peter Lorre if the animators used diarrhea instead of cel paint.
There is a MAGA group planning an invasion of Disneyland on Feb 28th. This will absolutely ruin the day for regular people just trying to have fun with their kids. If you have a magic key, please reserve the hell out of 2/28/26 so these fucks can’t go.
805patriots.com/collections/...
805patriots.com/collections/...
2. Patriots in the Park: MAGA Invasion
Get ready to stand for tradition and make your voice heard at the Patriots in the Park event happening Saturday, February 28th, 2026 at Disneyland! This limited-edition merch is your official uniform ...
805patriots.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
There is a MAGA group planning an invasion of Disneyland on Feb 28th. This will absolutely ruin the day for regular people just trying to have fun with their kids. If you have a magic key, please reserve the hell out of 2/28/26 so these fucks can’t go.
805patriots.com/collections/...
805patriots.com/collections/...
On a scale of 1 gram to one kilo, how much cocaine do you think Kash Patel does a day?
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
On a scale of 1 gram to one kilo, how much cocaine do you think Kash Patel does a day?
And another thing: I’m not mad. I’m going to make advertisements on my social media network that I’m not mad
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And another thing: I’m not mad. I’m going to make advertisements on my social media network that I’m not mad
Almost didn’t post this but fuck it we wine mom libin’ tonight
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Almost didn’t post this but fuck it we wine mom libin’ tonight
God damn this man knows how to command a speech. If this Jew was an NYC Jew, I would have voted for this man so hard. So happy for New York right now
Trump absolutely torn apart like never before.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
God damn this man knows how to command a speech. If this Jew was an NYC Jew, I would have voted for this man so hard. So happy for New York right now
lol these numbers are fucking crazy. California can have such bonkers election results sometimes but one thing the vast majority of us have in common is we fucking hate MAGA. God damn I love this state.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
California Ballot Measures Special Election 2025 Live Results: Proposition 50 Passes, NBC News Projects
See live results from the 2025 California ballot measures special election. Track vote counts and updates as polls close on Election Day.
www.nbcnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
lol these numbers are fucking crazy. California can have such bonkers election results sometimes but one thing the vast majority of us have in common is we fucking hate MAGA. God damn I love this state.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
I’m going to Disneyland in a few weeks and while looking for a fun Disney shirt (something funny/parody/family friendly) I am just amazed at how many “funny” Disney shirts are just pure misogyny. It’s like someone hired one of those “take my wife, please” comedians from 60 years ago to make them
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m going to Disneyland in a few weeks and while looking for a fun Disney shirt (something funny/parody/family friendly) I am just amazed at how many “funny” Disney shirts are just pure misogyny. It’s like someone hired one of those “take my wife, please” comedians from 60 years ago to make them
I just finished episode nine of Love Is Blind and I desperately need to talk about Nick (and Annie to a lesser extent). WTF
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just finished episode nine of Love Is Blind and I desperately need to talk about Nick (and Annie to a lesser extent). WTF
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I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
I need to get back into doing these. Beavis and Butthead and fucking Jaws… AS PUMPKINS
Gonna post my past pumpkin carvings. Here’s one of my favorites I did about 10 years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Gonna post my past pumpkin carvings. Here’s one of my favorites I did about 10 years ago.
Bluesky drama got me thinking about one of my favorite quotes from Dune
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Bluesky drama got me thinking about one of my favorite quotes from Dune
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
“All social media platforms suffer a recurring problem: the position of ceo attracts bitch ass personalities. It is not that the position of ceo thins the skin but that it is magnetic to the thin skinned weak ass bitches”
Reposted by Good Apollo, I’m Burnout Star 1984
Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator:
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me, a Bluesky user, watching Terminator:
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
Trying to destroy the machines before they can even rise is actually genocide.
Me, a Bluesky user, watching The Matrix:
Wow. I guess if you support Neo, you also support Hitler.
LinkedIn said I needed a new professional portrait if anyone was going to take me seriously. Well, here I am future employer.
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
LinkedIn said I needed a new professional portrait if anyone was going to take me seriously. Well, here I am future employer.
Went and saw this little known indie artist last night. He was pretty good! I think he could make it big.
September 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Went and saw this little known indie artist last night. He was pretty good! I think he could make it big.
At least I’m in San Diego
September 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
At least I’m in San Diego
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I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.
September 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.
Flags half mast at the Texas Roadhouse. “Freedom Fries” kind of vibe.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Flags half mast at the Texas Roadhouse. “Freedom Fries” kind of vibe.
Decided to sleep all day, did I miss anything?
September 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Decided to sleep all day, did I miss anything?