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she/her. 30ish. mostly nonsense, partly haladriel. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · May 11

HALADRIEL FANFICS
Something Old, Something New

A sketch of Galadriel and Sauron from The Rings of Power. Both are wearing crowns, and Sauron nuzzles her ear.
Text reads “Haladriel Fics: something old, something new. Art by @thatsouthernanthem”

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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 1d

This whole French jewel heist thing has me thinking Venus thoughts when I need to be focusing on meet me!

But for anyone wanting a Haladriel heist fic, I’m 61k into one that I promise I’m going to come back to once meet me is complete.

archiveofourown.org/works/45328141/chapters/114041725

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 6d

Lord Celebrimbor wants you to pre-order my book! www.teawithtolkien.com/book

Lord Celebrimbor holds the book cover art for “Into the Heart of Middle-earth” while gazing upon it reverently.

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Cozy 🌻 @cozyships.bsky.social · 8d

meet me at the edge ch 5
Haladriel | E | 50.1k

prairie gothic horror au

archiveofourown.org/works/47210539/chapters/188437661

White text over a dimmed image of a woman’s hands held behind her back with the fingers crossed to indicate telling a lie or breaking a promise.

The text reads:

cozy_ships
meet me at the edge
Haladriel Prairie Gothic Horror AU
E | 50.1k | 5/?

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 8d

What in the actual fuck

Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 12d

Worth the uti or not? You decide!

A photo of halbrand from the rings of power with a Google search laid over it which reads "are there cranberry pills in middle earth?"

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Myrs @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social · 15d

Behind but catching up on Sticks of Power! #Tolkientober - Day #3 Crown with some trouble in not-quite paradise for Halbrand Sauron and Galadriel

Stick figure Halbrand Sauron saying “I alone can see your greatness” while stick figure Galadriel looks down from the raft onto the reflection of them wearing crowns. Her thought bubble reads “Then why is your crown bigger than mine?!”

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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 17d

Canon can’t let you down when you lived through S2 of Heroes.

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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 20d

anyway listen the showrunners have clearly been foreshadowing it since season 1, so -

Rings of Power pictures: Sauron- themed with the caption “One will always corrupt”, Galadriel-themed with caption “Two will divide”, and then a combination of trees, arrows and silver hair with caption “But with three there is balance.”

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 20d

Schrödinger's Elf is not worth all this.

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 21d

#couplegoals

Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 21d

Never forget!

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 21d

Its really been a telenervildo day, hasn't it?

punk (nsfw prompts) @notsafeforpunky.bsky.social · 21d

238.

Double penetration pic. Two men standing fixing each other. They’re holding a woman up between them. The man on the left is holding her up by the bottom of her ass—his dick is notably in her ass ha ha. The man in the right has his arm over her thigh and is helping to support her lower back. She’s facing him, her legs over his forearm. Her arms are also around his shoulders. His dick is in her pussy (obviously).

Out of alt text practice, so much to embarrass myself with i am sorry.

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Cath M @catherloki.bsky.social · 22d

"Touch the darkness"???

Alright...

Galadriel and Celeborn realise they've both been in a situationship with the Dark Lord.

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van pointing at each other.

media.tenor.com

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 21d

Its That Time of the trop hiatus again, and I'd like to remind us all that getting upset about things that haven't happened yet(and maybe never will given the deeply speculative nature of leaks) is a waste of time and we could be making pretty art or fic instead :)

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Bedky🐇 vgen comms open! @bedky.bsky.social · 23d

Halbrand & Galadriel 🗡️

A digital drawing depicting Halbrand and Galadriel from Rings of Power. Halbrand sits on a large tree root while Galadriel lays along the ground, between their out stretched hands hovers Finrods dagger. Behind them is a green and misty forest.

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Tea with Tolkien @teawithtolkien.com · 24d

Kind words about my book, Into the Heart of Middle-earth. 🫖

An image of the cover art for my book, Into the Heart of Middle-earth: a watercolor landscape painting of two trees amidst mountains. A golden ring looms in the background. There is a small star at the top of the cover.

Text: "You will finish this book with your hope and courage restored, ready to tackle the adventure of your own life." - Haley Stewart
Editor of Word on Fire Votive and author of Jane Austen's Genius Guide to Life

Coming from Ave Maria Press in February 2026
Learn more and pre-order at www.teawithtolkien.com/book

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24d

A/B (affectionate), A/C (derogatory)
Or ☝️
A/B (endgame), A/C (pregame)

Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24d

Saw that take earlier and thought I was having a stroke. Then I saw someone in the replies say their favorite grrm-ism was "just so" and I actually had a stroke.

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celekropotkinbor @nulienna.bsky.social · 27d

half-maia sauron child is fun but have you considered clockwork automaton frankenstein sauron child

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FanAstraea @fanastraea.bsky.social · 28d

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 28d

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 28d

Celeborn Owes Me Hazard Pay

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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 29d

a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

Alt: a black and white skunk is looking bashful

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bea @bluececilia.bsky.social · Sep 21

here's a very bad, morally reprehensible fic. I was shaking my head while I wrote it so that the audience knows I don't condone incest

cleanse me with hyssop || E || 🪦🕊️

archiveofourown.org/works/641986...

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