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she/her. 30ish. mostly nonsense, partly haladriel. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · May 11
HALADRIEL FANFICS
Something Old, Something New
A sketch of Galadriel and Sauron from The Rings of Power. Both are wearing crowns, and Sauron nuzzles her ear. Text reads “Haladriel Fics: something old, something new. Art by @thatsouthernanthem”
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kithkerulin.bsky.social
#12DaysofHaladrielXmas day 7: ugly sweater
(Acho que levei MUITO a sério negocio de suéter horroroso kkkkkkkkkk)
#Annatar #Galadriel #Annatariel #Saurondriel
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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haladrielxchange.bsky.social
Join us and together, we can save this Middle-earth 🤝🏻
haladrielxchange.bsky.social Haladriel Fic Exchange @haladrielxchange.bsky.social · 5d
Love Haladriel? Comfortable with Discord? Want to get more involved with the Haladriel Fic Exchange? We’re looking for some additional help running the Haladriel Exchange Discord!

More information in the application, which closes at 11:59pm EST Dec. 12

shorturl.at/TZ3iQ
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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haileypiperfights.bsky.social
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Ah, the things I'll do for a "good girl" from Chef Hal 😉
(It was delicious)
Gal's carbonara from lizzah's cookbook.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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teawithtolkien.com
hey if your name is Celeborn and you live in the golden woods of Lothlórien your mates are at the tavern calling you “Teleporno” and they’re all giggling
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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balrogballs.bsky.social
I CAN POST ELF TITS HERE? ELF TITS WITHOUT BEING SENT TO HORNY JAIL?

Enjoy a commissioned painting of Melian the Maia, in a mock-classical style, ie What Thingol Saw and Decided To Stay For, artistic nudity warning. #Silmarillion

More: www.balrogballs.tumblr.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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haladrielxchange.bsky.social
The kick off for the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange is fast approaching!

Watch this space for upcoming announcements, FAQs, and memes.

Applications open on January 1. For more information, check out our updated website! haladrielexchange.carrd.co
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Vecna/GooRon crossover crackfic titled "tentacles on tentacle crime"
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Mugs 30% off for the holiday weekend? Yes, please!
www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Menace...
"Menace to Literature" Coffee Mug for Sale by nocaponthisship
The Anon Hate Collection: Wear it with Pride Inspired by an anonymous comment which said, "You are a menace to literature." • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
He's a mess. He's a monster. He's babygirl. He's Victor Frankenstein.

www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/ba...
"babygirl victor frankenstein" Sticker for Sale by nocaponthisship
victor frankenstein: very demure, very mindful • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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bluececilia.bsky.social
everything is cannibalism. except for cannibalism, which is sex
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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kithkerulin.bsky.social
#Halbrand Ares e #Galadriel Afrodite
🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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parsnip.bsky.social
when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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lyblacktea.bsky.social
1.1: "Home" for #TROPrewatch + #TROPreforged

One of my favourite scenes of TROP. And it was perfect for the prompt!✨

The conflict in Galadriel is so huge and Valinor feels so imposing (almost terrifying) that even the first time I watched the show (still not very convinced) it gave me the chills👀
Coloured illustration in golden tones, depicting Galadriel in a white long robe seen from behind, sailing into the golden light of Valinor that appears at the head of the ship. She is turning to us, to look at the dagger (her brother's dagger) left on the floor, which is the closest object to the spectator, in the center of the illustration below Galadriel's figure, slightly darkened by her shadow. Galadriel is extending her right arm to the light and there are a couple of shadowy figures before her, one of them gesturing to take her hand (but they can barely be spotted in the blinding light surrounding them). There are four white stars surrounding Galadriel and many beams of light around her.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Cat on lap.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Bad day? Have you tried cat in lap? Try cat in lap. Cat in lap good for bad days. Wanna try cat in lap?
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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kithkerulin.bsky.social
🦇Hellbrand & Ghouladriel 2025🦇
Dia 30: Costumes (senti no coração de fazer eles de Morticia e Gomes haha, espero que entendam o Halbrand de bigodinho chavoso)
#Sauron #Halbrand #Annatar #hellghoulweek #helladrielweek #Saurondriel #Annatariel #Haladriel
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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courtneymilan.com
Tolkien is not perfect but he did, in fact, hate the fucking Nazis.
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Oct 29
DHS just posted a Lord of the Rings meme as an appeal to join ICE
DHS on Twitter: “The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.” Image over a hobbit that reads: There won't be a shire, pippin. Join.ice.gov
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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nataliabdraws.bsky.social
drag my teeth across your chest to taste your beating heart 🦇

#haladriel #galadriel #halbrand
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Adam Driver said it, so I guess it must be true. #thehuntforbensolo
www.redbubble.com/i/magnet/Ben...
"Ben Solo Lives (red)" Magnet for Sale by nocaponthisship
Ben Solo Lives #thehuntforbensolo • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Catching up on this over my morning coffee ☕️
lisenberry.bsky.social lizzah @lisenberry.bsky.social · Oct 24
Flame Imperishable, Flame Unquenched
E/900
Ch. 16/31 - In the cracks of light, I dreamed of you

#SaurondrielKinktober2025

Day 16

archiveofourown.org/works/716876...
October 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
Happy Ben Solo lived weekend to all the reylos in the chat. And a happy redbubble sale to everyone else!
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"be a reylo" Sticker for Sale by nocaponthisship
being a reylo is necessary in the fight against capitalism. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
nocaptainots.bsky.social
it really must be spooky season(keep having nightmares about my ex)
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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cozyships.bsky.social
Day 2 drabble for #hellghoulweek ! A little domestic fluff for “I don’t think we should do this…”

Tradition
Haladriel | G | 100 words
Read on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/73045761/chapters/190557206#workskin
Photo of Halloween candy on a table with dark pink overlay and white text that reads: Tradition “I don't think we should do this, babe." "Oh come on, Hal. She'll never know." Halbrand's eyebrows shot up, surprised at her nonchalance. "You really want to find out?" "Don't tell me you're afraid of a five year old?" Galadriel flashed him a mocking grin before popping the pink starburst she'd fished from their daughter's trick-or-treat bag into her mouth. "Raiding your child's Halloween candy is a time-honored tradition." "You know those are Celebrían's favorite," Halbrand warned. "Like mother, like daughter then." "I'm pretty sure she made an inventory before going to bed." "Ok, well that she gets from you." @cozy_ships Haladriel | G | 100 words Day 2: I don’t think we should do this… | Hellghoul Week 2025
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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kithkerulin.bsky.social
Era para ser algo aterrorizante? Não sei... Fiz oq meu 💖 mandou 😅
primeiro dia do Hellbrand & Ghouladriel 2025
Dia 24:“Come out, come out wherever you are…”| Eyes
#Sauron #Galadriel #Halbrand #Annatar #hellghoulweek #helladrielweek
(QUERO SAURON RUIVO AMAZON)
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM