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No Brain Cells

@nobraincells.bsky.social

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I have no brain cells and I must post Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver He/Him/His

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h

red/blue: these bad guys are trying to steal pokemon! stop them!

ruby/sapphire: these bad guys are trying to control the world! stop them!

sun/moon: these bad guys are going to accidentally destroy the world! stop them!

legends za: you must join the yakuza to help sony make more money

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 3h

Months?

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[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey @sushisiren.bsky.social · 4h

millennial grandma smell is going to be stale monster and weed

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 3h

Me playing the role of the 64 year-old about to retire: So what you're saying is they're all communist

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 5h

As Mark Robinson showed, you can be Black or a Nazi. But you cannot be a Black Nazi

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 5h

Trump take borgor

Nothing is sacred

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 6h

Me: I heave a headache. You know what'll help? Coffee.

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 7h

On the internet?!

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 7h

Just a big Treaty of Versailles fan. Or hater. Probably hater

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 7h

Me: So does 'working class' mean poor or jobs that involve manual labor or both...

Them pulling out the color chart from Family Guy: A secret fourth thing

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 10h

The only politician I will stan is Hillary Clinton, and that's only because of oppositional defiant disorder.

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 12h

Me: Also, I don't think the blond twink with the giant sword and mental issues is helping us stay under the radar either.

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 12h

Me: First: thanks for hiring me in this economy. Second: Uh, boss you have a giant Gatling gun for an arm

Barret: We gonna have a fucking problem?

Me: No, but, doesn't that make you incredibly recognizable? Should you really be out here doing illegal shit with us?

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 23h

"How many vets have worked as mercenaries-" Hold up. What kind of 'working class' party are we building here?

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

A bit too high in cholesterol

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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 1d

Yard sign generator version of the screenshot post in the quoted post.

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DONALD TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST
ABOLISH ICE
UNLIMITED WEAPONS TO UKRAINE
FREE PALESTINE
BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXIST

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

Man, I hope it ends better than the First United Front tho

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

Get in the goddamn election, Shinji.

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

It's actually a Croatian symbol for brotherhood. An Aryan one sure...

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about the guy who crossed the US-Mexico border without papers to claim asylum, then immediately spun around and told Fox News: Damn you guys need a wall.

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

"We need a Big White Oaf who can win back Trump voters."

"We got a Big White Oaf who is basically a Trump voter chief!"

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

Judge: This isn't actually a capital offense.
Me: Your Honor, it was an offense against the capital!
Judge: ...Are you really a lawyer?

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

Adding this to the list of capital offenses to charge them with

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No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

It's a less straightforward case because of the Boxer Rebellion and the siege of the foreign legations, but it stood out to me when I saw this image on Wikipedia in high school

No Brain Cells @nobraincells.bsky.social · 1d

People like to point to the Barbary Wars for this point, but I raise you the time American soldiers and marines stormed the walls of Peking (Beijing) in 1900

From wikipedia caption: I'll Try, Sir!. American troops in the relief of Peking in China on 14 August 1900 during the Boxer Rebellion. During the fiercely opposed relief expedition to Peking in the Boxer Rebellion in 1900, when two companies of the U.S. Army's 14th Infantry Regiment were pinned by heavy fire from the east wall of the Tartar City and the Fox Tower between abutments of the Chinese City Wall near Tung Pien Gate, volunteers were called for to attempt the first perilous ascent of the wall. Trumpeter Calvin P. Titus of E Company immediately stepped forward saying, "I'll try, sir!" Using jagged holes in the stone wall, he succeeded in reaching the top. He was followed by the rest of his company, who climbed unarmed, and hauled up their rifles and ammunition belts by a rope made of rifle slings. As the troops ascended the wall artillery fire from Reilly's battery set fire to the Fox Tower. In the face of continued heavy Chinese fire, the colors broke out in the August breeze as the sign that U.S. Army troops had achieved a major step in the relief of the besieged Legations. For his courageous and daring deed in being the first to climb the wall, Trumpeter Titus was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Siege_of_Peking,_Boxer_Rebellion.jpg

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