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Lord Frederick
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Light verse for dark times. Poet for the morally elite. A ladies’ man/feminist. First Amendment fan 🇺🇸 Winner & Sole Judge of the Noble Prize for Satire. See Lord Fred’s best Bluesky verse being collected (slowly) at medium.com/@NobleSatirist
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*Republicans ❤️ Suffering*

The GOP will not give in 💪
To Democrats’ weak sympathy!
“We will keep sticking many pins
Into the Doll of Democracy 🪆

Until all the poor & dark
Are sleeping in a frozen park!” 🥶

—LF #satire #cruel #GOP #poem
JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."
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*The E-Word*

“Elite” is now a dirty word!
Maine is radical, have you heard?

Just send your kid to rural Maine
And she’ll be taught to use her
brain!

🧠 🙀

“I used to be just Methodist
But now I’m a smart Socialist! 🤷🏻‍♀️

But don’t say that I’m elite! 😱
I’ll end up living on the street.”

—LF #poem
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Ukraine is under attack by russian missiles and drones right now. It's hard to convey the feeling of it. It's a deadly lottery, happening right now. You know someone's home is being hit, someone's life is ending, while the entire country holds its breath and prays to make it to the morning.
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Twump’s GOP don’t give a shit!
Cruelty is their prerequisite!

Dems have got to do what’s right:
End the shutdown, ease our plight

—LF #endshutdownnow
Twump’s GOP don’t give a shit!
Cruelty is their prerequisite!

Dems have got to do what’s right:
End the shutdown, ease our plight

—LF #endshutdownnow
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*Eat Healthcare*🤦🏻‍♀️

Congress doesn’t give a damn!
Playing chicken with our food!
“We got plenty of bread & jam!
And chicken! Damn it’s good!”

Dems protecting Medicaid!
Won’t give in! They ain’t afraid!
Maybe cuz they get paid? 🫤
“Health matters! Don’t starve, ok?”

—LF #satire #hunger #endshutdown
Food banks across the U.S. were stretched thin even before the federal government shut down. Rising food prices had driven a growing number of people to their doors. Cuts to federal programs had left them with less to give. Now, that system is anticipating an even greater surge in demand.
Food Banks in U.S. Brace for Surging Demand as SNAP Aid Cutoff Looms
Growing need and decreased resources are squeezing the charitable food system beyond its capacity, leaders say.
nyti.ms
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*Dear Democrats*

Hey hey @democrats.org
It’s past time to face facts:

Twump is happy to starve kids! 😳
So end the shutdown. Kids. 👶

—LF #endshutdown #poem
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Hey Dems, don’t lose the plot!
You are all the hungry got!

The GOP just won’t care ☠️
So open government to spare

Americans from more pain!
First do no harm! Be humane!

—Yours, Lord #endshutdownnow
Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."
Democrats be so naive!
They are “furious” constantly

As if Twump’s GOP
Is living in their democracy!

The briefing was likely brief:
“We plan to kill like every thief

And jaywalker and fisherman
We think deserves bam bam bam

Got opinions? Stuff it, bums!
Congress sucks! So suck your thumbs!”🤦🏻‍♀️
Democrats are furious that the Trump Administration held a briefing on Capitol Hill today about U.S. military strikes on suspected drug boats. Only Republicans were invited. This is from Sen. Mark Warner D-VA.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
“Let’s give them all a home!”
“Send the homeless to Rome?”

“No! To a prison in Utah!” 😳
“That’s redundant! Booyah!”

—Yours, Lord #satire #homeless
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
Surely the son of a Duke
Can sell at a discount?
Aristocrats deserve rebuke
For too fat a bank account! 💰💰

—Yours, Lord #charity
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Broadcaster and naturalist David Attenborough is lending his support to an appeal to raise $40 million to buy and a conserve a huge land estate in the UK. https://cnn.it/47wiD6E
“Are you loyal to Twump?”
“Yes! I always think of him
When I take a dump.”
“Very well! You ain’t debris, Jim.”

—Yours, Lord #satire 🫡
Poetry is so complex!
“My verse is concave/convex
And thus a metaphor for sex.”

You traffic in sublime erotic?
“More like linguistic fine narcotic!
Yes is no!” Like idiotic.

—Yours, Lord #poetry
Another joy in these poets is their complexity & ambiguity. For Glück or Wyatt (or Surrey & Sidney) poetic tropes & myth are unstable, shifting, amenable to exploring identity, politics, time, the cosmos. Celan loves words but knows they’re slippery & exploits it. ‘Keep yes and no unsplit,’ he says.
I’ve spent the day so far with Wyatt, Glück & Celan. Odd poet combination. But a common message. Don’t compromise. Read, learn & work at your craft of course. But ultimately write for what’s in your ‘poetic conscience’: an idea of excellence, a vision of eternity. Do that & the rest falls into place
“quantum indeterminacy”?
poetic moral illiteracy?

—LF
Byron didn’t “speak the shade”!
You dudes should look
At what he made.

—Yours, Lord
*The E-Word*

“Elite” is now a dirty word!
Maine is radical, have you heard?

Just send your kid to rural Maine
And she’ll be taught to use her
brain!

🧠 🙀

“I used to be just Methodist
But now I’m a smart Socialist! 🤷🏻‍♀️

But don’t say that I’m elite! 😱
I’ll end up living on the street.”

—LF #poem
“We need steamships in the Navy!
And new schooners will be gravy!”

—Yours, Lord (🤪 help! 🆘 🛟)
The president told Navy SEALs in Japan that he was planning to bring back steam power.
Trump Promises Executive Order To Revert Navy to Steam Power
www.newsweek.com
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Ok, well, Twump’s peace was fun!
But Bibi says that he ain’t done

Turning Gaza into dust: 💨
“Drop more bombs before they
rust!”

—Yours, Lord #satire #Gaza
I hope this don’t become a trend!
(I’ll put mine on my rear end)

—Yours, Lord #vote #Mamdani
Oh yes I did.
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Happy to oblige, Dr. Black!
Hey, Democrats!
Put the government back!
(Republicans are cowardly rats.)

—Yours, Lord #endshutdownnow