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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Aug 23

no one has answered my texts today and it’s making me sad 😔

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Jul 15

I hate it here.

(sometimes)

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Jul 15

Pretty sure my coworker who liked me doesn’t like me anymore. Happy Tuesday!

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Jun 28

Dude I genuinely love my husband so much. He’s hot AND emotionally intelligent.

Shout out to men who know how to talk about feelings.

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Jun 4

My wedding bouquet was truly the bouquet of my dreams 🥰

Close up of a cascade bouquet, containing peonies, ranunculus, daisies, and delphiniums.

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Jun 4

It finally happened. I took a quick 10 minute Power Nap under my desk at work.

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 26

By the end of the week I’ll be a WIFE

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 21

Finalizing all the wedding stuff is great! I get married like next week??? How crazy is that?

IM NOT STRESSED you are.

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 12

The ghorman’s could be literally speaking French instead of the made up language and they would sound exactly the same

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 9

People keep not giving me information at work. I CANNOT MAKE BRICKS WITHOUT CLAY.

Someone asked me to schedule panel interviews for four candidates. I didn’t receive availability for any of them, and I don’t even have all of their resumes.

a man sitting in a chair with the words data data data i cannot make bricks without clay below him

Alt: a man sitting in a chair with the words data data data i cannot make bricks without clay below him

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 9

The pope is a White Sox fan. Fucking W

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 7

I still can’t believe the press secretary is 27…. I don’t mean to shame her but like …be for real she is not younger than me

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 6

An adult man who has adult children said this to his coworker who is in HUMAN RESOURCES.

I sat at my desk and cried after 🙃

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 6

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY 🎉

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · May 6

I might be mentally fucked forever by the c-suite exec asking me if I was pregnant last week.

Not pregnant, just chubby ✌️🤪

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 30

According to my home screen tracker - I get married in a month!

Screenshot of iPhone Home Screen - apps have been replaced with cute sailor moon icons. Widget tracker says “1 month”

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 30

I promise it is not you. I’ve been working on hiring that senior Devops role since February. I’ve had my hiring manager do the final panel interview with like 4 candidates and they still refuse to hire someone. I think these managers are looking for people who do not exist.

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markwars @markwars.bsky.social · Apr 26

Advice to live by...

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Joseph Fink, no longer spooky 🍂🦃 @planetoffinks.bsky.social · Apr 24

Just bums me out when people advocate for the Plagiarism Machine That Lies. Announcing to the world that you like abdicating your brain to the world's shittiest machine. Have an ounce of self-respect

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 22

My female coworkers want to have a special lunch for me after the wedding so I can debrief them and show them all my pictures. Should I make a ppt for this lunch?

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taryn @peepsaregood.bsky.social · Apr 21

I wish jrr tolkien could do just a little bit of haunting just to fuck up those tech guys who keep naming their shitty companies after his lore

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 22

It seems to have taken a month for my bridal shower thank you notes to be received. This makes me sad for the post office.

Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 17

The Director of Global HR told me to put my Chinese name in my email signature ~ I thought it was like tacky if I did it but she was so excited to find out I speak Chinese too. 特别好☺️

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 17

Guessing you also tested positive?? I hope you start feeling better soon!!!!

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Nico @nikkijo.bsky.social · Apr 13

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