nikharwood.bsky.social
@nikharwood.bsky.social
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.

There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Bishop confronts Donold during sermon at inaugural prayer service. Bless her.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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So that’s the Mirror & Murdoch down, only the Mail to go. And people still wonder why UK newspapers are so vile to Prince Harry & Meghan…
January 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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He didn’t put his hand on the Bible when swearing in. Probably because that would set it on fire.
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Perfect response.
January 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Good news
Ignore the doomsayers.
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Norfolk, can you please rescue your village idiot, it is currently wandering around Washington DC in fancy dress.
January 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Work in progress of the Three Trolls #TheHobbit #LotR #Warhammer #MESBG
These are Duncan Shadow resin prints
January 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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House prices aren't controlled by how much people earn, or how much they are worth.

But by how much the richest have to buy them and use them to extort you.

Which is why they are becoming completely unaffordable in every Western Country.
January 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh yes. This is one of my favourite conversions from several lifetimes ago…
#Warhammer #Chaos
#Nurgle
January 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Good evening 🙂
#Mordheim #Warhammer
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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So if Donald Trump didn't win in 2024 he would be going to prison for his failed coup.

That is where the USA is at.
January 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I strongly suspect that Liz Truss's attempts to stop people claiming she crashed the economy, will only result in her being hounded to the end of her long days with people telling her she crashed the economy.
January 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Nothing will change their mind.
Climate Change Denier James Woods Loses House To Climate Change
Sending thoughts and prayers.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Howdy Bluesky Peeps! Just a reminder that once we hit 1700 followers we're going to be doling out some free plastic! Tell your friends. Run, don't walk!
January 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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While we’re banning books…

Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar.

Be. Like. Finland.
January 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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There are more than a million British people with Pakistani heritage in the UK.

For the Shadow Home Secretary to suggest they have an "alien" and "medieval" culture and to smear them by association with the crimes of a tiny minority, is the politics of the far-right gutter.
January 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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This is important & necessary. I’d add only that a) It’s clear many of the political & media figures deliberately ignoring these facts are playing with the sort of fire we saw on our streets this summer & b) Laura Kuenssberg’s failure to point this out to Farage was an appalling dereliction of duty.
Some people in recent days have alleged a ‘cover-up’ over the grooming & rape of hundreds of young girls in predominantly northern UK towns, leading to calls for a ‘national’ public inquiry into child sexual exploitation

FWIW here’s a non-exhaustive list of inquiries into #CSE in last 12 yrs…
January 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I see Nigel Farage's boycott of the BBC is going well.
January 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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If Therese Coffey can be made a Dame on the basis of her very mediocre, short-lived support act to the worst Prime Minister in British history, ‘Sir Sadiq Khan’, who has broken several ceilings to win 3 mayoral terms in one of the greatest cities on earth, is only contentious if you’re a racist.
January 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Asked & answered.
January 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM