Bobby Combover
@nickdastardly84.bsky.social
Du bist sehr schön, but we haven't been introduced.
I pretty much daily think about the first person to have milked a cow. WTAF.
September 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I pretty much daily think about the first person to have milked a cow. WTAF.
Pope Kit Kat Chunky IV
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Pope Chicken V
Pope Chicken V
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.
Pope Bagel VIII
Pope Bagel VIII
May 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Pope Kit Kat Chunky IV
I tweeted this 6 days ago and look what happened who should I do next?
Val Kilmer is short for Valerie Kilmer send tweet.
April 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I tweeted this 6 days ago and look what happened who should I do next?
Just cut my finger in the kitchen and my wife threatened to get the blood splatter analysis guy in because she doesn’t believe I could spray so much blood around chopping leeks.
March 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Just cut my finger in the kitchen and my wife threatened to get the blood splatter analysis guy in because she doesn’t believe I could spray so much blood around chopping leeks.
Val Kilmer is short for Valerie Kilmer send tweet.
March 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Val Kilmer is short for Valerie Kilmer send tweet.
Apparently “Brits are being urged to remember the beginning of lockdown” and all I remember is that newsreader using the phrase “removing the head, or destroying the brain”.
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Apparently “Brits are being urged to remember the beginning of lockdown” and all I remember is that newsreader using the phrase “removing the head, or destroying the brain”.
Is there a Mr Incredible, Mrs Incredible?
March 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Is there a Mr Incredible, Mrs Incredible?
Not now tanker carrying jet fuel and tanker carrying toxic chemicals.
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not now tanker carrying jet fuel and tanker carrying toxic chemicals.
🎶Somebody’s knocking at the door, somebody’s ringing the bell🎶
February 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🎶Somebody’s knocking at the door, somebody’s ringing the bell🎶
Whilst it’s a great idea that so many things are now powered off a standard USB cable I’ve lost count of the number of times recently that I’ve bought something and it comes with a USB cable but no plug. Normally this would boil my piss, but I can’t plug in the new piss boiler I bought because USB.
February 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Whilst it’s a great idea that so many things are now powered off a standard USB cable I’ve lost count of the number of times recently that I’ve bought something and it comes with a USB cable but no plug. Normally this would boil my piss, but I can’t plug in the new piss boiler I bought because USB.
Watching Terminator 2 and noticed John Connor is supposed to be 10 years old and he’s riding a motorbike and listening to Guns N Roses. I hope my kids are as cool as him when they’re 10.
February 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Watching Terminator 2 and noticed John Connor is supposed to be 10 years old and he’s riding a motorbike and listening to Guns N Roses. I hope my kids are as cool as him when they’re 10.
I have vivid memories of coming 3rd in a lots of races at my first sports day in infant school and if science has taught me anything it’s that that is the reason I now have a hairy chest.
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I have vivid memories of coming 3rd in a lots of races at my first sports day in infant school and if science has taught me anything it’s that that is the reason I now have a hairy chest.
I’ve spent two days now exclusively listening to The B-52s and whilst their entire back catalog is made up of bangers it has made me go insane so swings and roundabouts.
February 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’ve spent two days now exclusively listening to The B-52s and whilst their entire back catalog is made up of bangers it has made me go insane so swings and roundabouts.
20 (maybe even 19?) vs 40
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
20 (maybe even 19?) vs 40
I am in serious trouble.
February 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I am in serious trouble.
Kier Starmer’s favourite biscuit is a circular beige disc pass it on.
January 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kier Starmer’s favourite biscuit is a circular beige disc pass it on.
Just at the gym and there was a guy having a wet shave in the communal showers. Prison.
January 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just at the gym and there was a guy having a wet shave in the communal showers. Prison.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Pass. Cook. Babtridge.
Pass. Cook. Babtridge.
Blurton street artist turns rude graffiti into bright murals
Street artist Sarah Marshall says she is getting fed up with her daughter seeing rude messages.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Pass. Cook. Babtridge.
Pass. Cook. Babtridge.
Kids (recent graduates) these days don’t know how to open WinRAR files.
January 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Kids (recent graduates) these days don’t know how to open WinRAR files.
Keep getting adverts for Huel on my YouTube. Excuse me I’m trying to watch the music video for Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver I am not your target audience.
January 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Keep getting adverts for Huel on my YouTube. Excuse me I’m trying to watch the music video for Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver I am not your target audience.
The forbidden Chewits.
January 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The forbidden Chewits.
Just discovered that “Le Creuset” is French for “The Creuset”.
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just discovered that “Le Creuset” is French for “The Creuset”.
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there!
January 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there!
Nothing worse than a disappointingly vague tasting satsuma.
January 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nothing worse than a disappointingly vague tasting satsuma.
