This. My wife often works weekends and I have to solo parent 3x 5 and under. She’ll ask why I don’t make it easier on myself and just stay at home but if I do that they’re AWFUL.

Should we be worried about you for making Histor’s Eye?

Too soon.

Is your hatred exclusively for the herb, or the spice bit of it as well?

No-one ever picks me up on it!

I do similar with Canadans from Canadia.

Mate of mine had the light attachment. Very jealous.

The shadow fist bit or the up the arse bit?

One day there would’ve been a last game of tennis on that tennis court. I wonder if they knew?

Captain Cat offers you a high five.

Mental posho

Ultimate clag meal.

Have you got a Costco card? You should get a Costco card if you like big stuff. Some of the things in there are insane. I once saw a tub of marmalade containing more marmalade than I have eaten in 40 years.