Nate Cardozo
@natecardozo.bsky.social
Privacy Engineer at Google working on e2ee and stuff. Formerly encryption policy at Meta/WhatsApp. Infosec lawyer at EFF before that. Views are mine alone.
Wait, this is about ethics in journalism? @sarahjeong.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wait, this is about ethics in journalism? @sarahjeong.bsky.social
How old was she when you first slept with her, Keith?
How old, exactly?
How old, exactly?
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How old was she when you first slept with her, Keith?
How old, exactly?
How old, exactly?
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rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
The Atlantic nixed his first choice of bead.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Atlantic nixed his first choice of bead.
Yes the FBI had access to a Signal group.
No they did not break encryption.
It looks like one of the members of the group was an informant.
Signal is safe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
No they did not break encryption.
It looks like one of the members of the group was an informant.
Signal is safe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The FBI spied on a Signal group chat of immigration activists, records reveal
Exclusive: Agency accessed private conversations of New York ‘courtwatch’ group that was observing public hearings
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yes the FBI had access to a Signal group.
No they did not break encryption.
It looks like one of the members of the group was an informant.
Signal is safe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
No they did not break encryption.
It looks like one of the members of the group was an informant.
Signal is safe.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I think for Part 3 he should publish the fantasy tabloid story she wrote.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I think for Part 3 he should publish the fantasy tabloid story she wrote.
How old was she when you first boinked her, Keith?
How old, exactly?
How old, exactly?
Breaking: To boink one source, Ms. Nuzzi, may be regarded as a misfortune; to boink two looks like carelessness www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
Vanity Fair Is Reviewing Its Ties to Olivia Nuzzi
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How old was she when you first boinked her, Keith?
How old, exactly?
How old, exactly?
Alito is Circuit Justice. Administrative stay in 3… 2… 1…
🚨BREAKING: Texas filed a request Friday asking the U.S. Supreme Court to pause a court order blocking the state from using its new gerrymandered congressional map in 2026. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Texas Asks SCOTUS to Reimpose Anti-Minority Gerrymander
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Alito is Circuit Justice. Administrative stay in 3… 2… 1…
The answer to David’s question is 14 words long.
Just a guess that "human rights implications" aren't going to be the human rights we talk about when we in the human rights filed talk about human rights.
Also, wtf "existential threat to Western civilization"?
Also, wtf "existential threat to Western civilization"?
ok
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The answer to David’s question is 14 words long.
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The lunatics are running the asylum.
Spent last Friday at a conference on the Digital Dark Ages and have been working on a paper on agnotology in this realm specifically and now the antivax cranks in power literally changed the government website today.
Spent last Friday at a conference on the Digital Dark Ages and have been working on a paper on agnotology in this realm specifically and now the antivax cranks in power literally changed the government website today.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The lunatics are running the asylum.
Spent last Friday at a conference on the Digital Dark Ages and have been working on a paper on agnotology in this realm specifically and now the antivax cranks in power literally changed the government website today.
Spent last Friday at a conference on the Digital Dark Ages and have been working on a paper on agnotology in this realm specifically and now the antivax cranks in power literally changed the government website today.
If the book excerpt was the worst thing you’ll read all week, the batshit dissent will be the most unhinged.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If the book excerpt was the worst thing you’ll read all week, the batshit dissent will be the most unhinged.
If you think that’s how disbarment works, you’re wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you think that’s how disbarment works, you’re wrong.
Three things are true:
1) Election security in the United States is not as good as it should be.
2) There is no credible evidence that any modern presidential election in the United States has been hacked/stolen/meaningfully tampered with.
3) Matt Blaze is an expert in this field. Listen to him.
1) Election security in the United States is not as good as it should be.
2) There is no credible evidence that any modern presidential election in the United States has been hacked/stolen/meaningfully tampered with.
3) Matt Blaze is an expert in this field. Listen to him.
The unfortunate truth is there's no simple, clean narrative about election security right now. There are real vulnerabilities. Not all states do sufficiently rigorous post-election audits to provide robust assurance. But there's also simply no evidence to support claims that elections are hacked.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Three things are true:
1) Election security in the United States is not as good as it should be.
2) There is no credible evidence that any modern presidential election in the United States has been hacked/stolen/meaningfully tampered with.
3) Matt Blaze is an expert in this field. Listen to him.
1) Election security in the United States is not as good as it should be.
2) There is no credible evidence that any modern presidential election in the United States has been hacked/stolen/meaningfully tampered with.
3) Matt Blaze is an expert in this field. Listen to him.
So SCOTUS will just shadow docket stay this ruling until it’s too late for the midterms, right?
🚨BREAKING: A panel of three federal judges ruled to block Texas from using its new racially gerrymandered congressional map in the upcoming 2026 election — dealing a significant blow to President Donald Trump’s national effort to rig the 2026 election by creating more Republican congressional seats.
Federal Court Blocks Texas Gerrymander for 2026, Appeal Expected
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So SCOTUS will just shadow docket stay this ruling until it’s too late for the midterms, right?
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Olivia Nuzzi is the Elizabeth Holmes of Judith Millers
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Olivia Nuzzi is the Elizabeth Holmes of Judith Millers
Yeeaahhhh, no. No, Keith. No.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yeeaahhhh, no. No, Keith. No.
It’s just piling on at this point, but holy crapballs, that book excerpt is *so bad.*
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s just piling on at this point, but holy crapballs, that book excerpt is *so bad.*
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
Omg I just realized Yann LeCun is a dead ringer for Garrison Keillor.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Omg I just realized Yann LeCun is a dead ringer for Garrison Keillor.
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his real name is Hebrew National
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
his real name is Hebrew National
My parents met on jury duty. I’m pretty sure my mom was engaged to a guy named Doug at the time.
In the jury pool room they watched the Watergate hearings and she thought my dad was an asshole. They were married within the month.
And seven years later they named their only child after a hot dog.
In the jury pool room they watched the Watergate hearings and she thought my dad was an asshole. They were married within the month.
And seven years later they named their only child after a hot dog.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My parents met on jury duty. I’m pretty sure my mom was engaged to a guy named Doug at the time.
In the jury pool room they watched the Watergate hearings and she thought my dad was an asshole. They were married within the month.
And seven years later they named their only child after a hot dog.
In the jury pool room they watched the Watergate hearings and she thought my dad was an asshole. They were married within the month.
And seven years later they named their only child after a hot dog.
Gemini explains Diffie-Hellman pretty well these days.
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Gemini explains Diffie-Hellman pretty well these days.
Look at my cat Rose.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Look at my cat Rose.
What the fuck does this even ___mean___?
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What the fuck does this even ___mean___?
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epic. storybook series. best ever. respect to the blue jays, just an amazing group of players.
but i’m an angeleno and i’m beyond psyched for my dodgers.
but i’m an angeleno and i’m beyond psyched for my dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
epic. storybook series. best ever. respect to the blue jays, just an amazing group of players.
but i’m an angeleno and i’m beyond psyched for my dodgers.
but i’m an angeleno and i’m beyond psyched for my dodgers.