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Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء

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#trans #asexual #revert I post sims stuff and blasphemy Yt account: https://youtube.com/@namirasacolyte?si=GtfVTz6DgNCosNrr Wattpad Account: @RRBrown93

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Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Jun 8

Anyone else ever picture King Solomon as some old man with a long white beard?

Friggin' ZZTop havin' ass.

#humor #music #Biblehumor #religion #Christianity #Bible #Muslim #funny

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Jun 7

Me: *Finally finishes reading about David's descendents in the Bible*

1 Corinthians: "Let's do it again!"

#Bible #religion #Christian #Muslim #humor

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Jun 7

I think my favorite part of the Quran is when Aaron makes the golden calf for the Isrealites to idolize, so Moses grabs him by the hair and mortal combat's his ass

#quran #islam #bible #Torah #religion #humor

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · May 1

Help.

#chronicfatiguesyndrome #me/cfs #disabled #disability

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · May 1

Can you kidnap me too?

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 30

The most important update

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 29

Rude

#sims4 #thesims4 #thesims

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Apr 29

JESUS: *starts snacking on loaves and fishes*
TEACHER: Jesus, what have I told you…no eating in class unless you brought enough for everyone
JESUS: *smiles*

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Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 20

We don't talk about #Bruno

#thesims #sims4

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 19

I don't remember asking you a God Damn thing

#sims4 #thesims #ea #simsinthecity

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 18

80% of 1st Samuel is Saul being a little bitch

#Bible #humor #Christianity #religion

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 11

Exodus be like:

God: "Here is Neverending Bread and Quails."

Israelites: "Can we have some seasonings?"

God: "Bruh wtf?"

#religion #religioushumor #Christianity #Torah #Bible

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 11

You're killing me Smalls. #familyguy #Bible #Biblehumor #religion #Christian #Christianity #christianhumor #religioushumor

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 10

Apparently being "gifted" and bipolar are synonymous? Clearly they haven't met me, I'm a fucking idiot.

#bipolar #gifted #talented #mentalhealth

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 10

Unpopular opinion: The story of Moses did NOT need to be four/five books long. Sweet lord, what a slough.

#Moses #Bible #Torah #biblicalhumor #Christianity #judisim

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 7

Them: "are you mad at me?"

Me: "Nah we're cool."

Also me: *Creates them in the Sims and removes the pool ladder*

#thesims #sims4 #thesims4 #thesims2 #sims2 #thesims3 #sims3 #EA #videogames #videogame

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 7

I don't know what's worse: the "He begat him" verses of Genisis or God taking inventory of the THOUSANDS of Israelites in Numbers.

I'm falling asleep over here.

#Bible #Torah #religionhumor #religion #Christianity #judisim

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 6

So Adult Happy Meals are back at McDonald's. Unless they're putting in some McCelexa for my McDepression, I don't want it.

#mentalhealth #depressionhumor #McDonald's #mentalillness

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Barnes & Noble @barnesandnoble.com · Apr 6

Hi.

Books are incredibly important.

Please let them be.

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Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 5

EA thought I wouldn't know

#sims4 #thesims #thesims4

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 4

This is obviously wrong. Hijab is a choice and should not be forced. But I expected better from George. It's bullshit seeing him post click bait to make Muslims look bad with the current social climate. Looks like his page is just tabloid fodder at this point.

#muslim #islam #hijab

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 3

If you say Freddie mercury is a gay man when he was actually bi, you're subconsciously confirming the old bias that only gay men get aids. He was an Indian, POC, Bi man.

#Queen #LGBT #bierasure

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Apr 3

So, any religious folks wanna explain to me why Lot is seen as being "in the wrong" for sleeping with his daughters when THEY got him drunk and took advantage of him? Is this why our society doesn't take Male SA survivors seriously?

#Bible #Torah #religion #Christianity #metoo

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Mar 27

Bible stories make no sense sometimes:

Sarah: "I can't get pregnant, get my maid pregnant instead."

Abraham: *gets maid pregnant*

Sarah: "HOW DARE YOU!?"

#Bible #Abraham #gospel #religion #religionhumor

Rory Richard Brown إحسان زكرياء @namirasacolyte.bsky.social · Mar 20

Me when those ADHD meds kick in

#thesims #adhd #mentalillness #thesims4 #sims4