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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 22h

Introducing my new #crypto $DadCoin
It won't go up in value and isn't accepted as currency
You can earn it by cleaning your room and eating all your vegetables
#Parenting

Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

#Terf are hilarious 🤣
Apparently I am a bisexual or gay man and my wife who had children is also a man larping as a woman 🤣

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

Trump, Obama, Biden
Same team

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

I just had the most epic #DungeonsAndDragons session EVER
Total chaos with a hint of regicide 👑
We had a random #Trans player join us as a collaborator for the resistance
3 different sides fighting on the grid!!!
Looks like the snowflake #rightwing was...

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

I have done the maximum amount of Adulting I wish to do for today

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

#Football
#Cardiff

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 2d

BURN YOUR IDOLS!!!!

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 3d

#DungeonsAndDragons tonight!!!
Woot Woot 🎉

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Terrence Williams 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷 @terrencewilliams.bsky.social · 3d

That's another blood donation done!

NHS Blood and Transplant (NHSBT) in 2025 indicatied that approximately 2% of people are regular donors, while YouGov noted in late 2022 that only 7% of Britons had donated blood at all.

PLEASE consider donating and potentially help save a life

#GiveBlood

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 3d

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 3d

No, it can't be
NO!!!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 4d

The problem with #America is they put peanut butter and jelly together in a sandwich
Who does that!!

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 4d

I learned a word today
Kakistocracy 🤔

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 4d

Legs!!!!

Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 4d

You can't humiliate someone without morals
They don't care

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 5d

Mine is gonna be like the TV show Sliders
World where all elves are undead or when a warlord they defeated actually won
Unlimited stories

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 5d

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Master of Spoons 🥄 @myspoon1984.bsky.social · 5d

Been mulling around ideas for my new #DungeonsAndDragons campaign for a while and suddenly today it has clicked
This is a multi dimension epic adventure that will take at least 2 years to complete
It has EVERYTHING!!