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Just your friendly neighborhood dumpster fire. Seattle, WA.

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When the YouTube thumbnail has you wishing you were a whole ass uncooked chicken.
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When there is a there there...😮
I guess if it is false, the litigation is already underway.
I suspect the litigation that opens up discovery is not forthcoming.
Holy shit.

A lot of people have suggested this, but I don’t think Lieu would make the allegation unless he had seen some evidence.
February 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
#ToboeTuesday

Gently chewing on his new racoon.
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Guess who turned 9 years old today!
February 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
@cultofthelamb.bsky.social Is cross-save something we might see in the future?

I'd love to play on my Ally X!
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
#ToboeTuesday

Tuckered after a long walk.
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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screm into your friend's mouth
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Fang from Primal as a dinowife~ 🦖
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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People who put police sirens in their music have a special place in hell reserved for them.

Same with people that just ear ringing tones as it's fucking music. Ugh.
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Without naming your job, tell us something you say over and over again at work.

The polling rate it too high.
Without naming your job, tell us something you say over and over again at work.

‘Did you pull in the latest?’
Without naming your job, tell us something you say over and over again at work.

‘Did you do your homework?’
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 AM
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
*Sighs*

Freakin' yotes.
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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PLANK UNTIL FAILURE CHALLENGE
(werewolf whimpering ASMR) 🎙️🐺
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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whose ass????
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Is this a protogen fleshlight?
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Man, I've been single for so long, IDK what the hell I'd do with a BF.

What do they eat? Do they eat?

What kind of bedding or nesting material should I be looking into? A kennel? An aquarium? A catio?

What kind of mental enrichment do they need? Toys? Puzzle treats? Walkies?
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I've been to DC twice. Once at night, and once during the day, both times alone.

I sure didn't feel unsafe, or see anything to hint at DC being a dangerous area.
Wondering if people who don't live in DC get how utterly, hilariously delusional this is.
Trump says he's made it possible for people to "walk to the White House instead of getting into an Uber and getting mugged even as the Uber progresses"
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Pregnancy is just slow-burn cum inflation
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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What war will Trump start this week?

Trump will try and come up with another reason to deflect attention from the Trump filled Epstein Files,

Trump is all through the Epstein files.

Trump is all through the Epstein files.

Call them the Trump Files.....

the Trump Files.....
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Cartoon by Andy Marlette | Tribune Content Agency
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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America, throw the entire administration in prison.
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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get it right
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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The date for the next No Kings Day is set.

But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Gotta do what I can to make sure my silly car/truck thing is happy and healthy.

Pucks getting a new engine!
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM