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murilobeeble.bsky.social
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juninhogdograu.bsky.social
como usual, de 15 em 15 dias alguém aqui aponta uma fantástica junção de palavras em alta como gíria pra sexo, que me faz compartilhar esse grande pensamento sobre a nossa amada Língua Portuguesa:
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
E ela dormiu, no calor do meu sacoooo
E eu acordei sem saber, se era um sonhooo
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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arielries.bsky.social
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
Fiz pão, servidos?
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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tchebiloide.bsky.social
os 3 tipos de alimento
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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bslenke.bsky.social
Escrito na parte superior da imagem "heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting" E abaixo uma foto de um homem branco calvo sorrindo
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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judeuateu.bsky.social
Não precisa convencer ninguém a não pegar Harry Potter na Epic Store, porque essa joça tá oferecendo jogo de graça há 3 anos e mesmo assim ninguém entra. Literalmente nem de graça.
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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teclologoexisto.bsky.social
"Revogar a Magnitsky" parece muito gíria pra transar
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
*SCHPLAFT*
- CONTINUA FALANDO BEM DO LULA
- mas...
*puxa o colar enforcador*
- CACHORRO NÃO FALA, AGORA CONTINUA FAZENDO O POST ELOGIANDO O LULA
- au au
algoritmo.bsky.social Marcelo Gasparian @algoritmo.bsky.social · 3h
E Seu Ladir do (ex-)Intercept se pronunciou. Lula exclusivamente no modo “Do nothing. Win.”
Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald Whatever you think of Lula, he is one of the shrewdest and most consequential world leaders of the 21st Century. In his third term, at age 78, he just gained one of his most spectacular victories, handing a huge defeat to Trump, the US and its sanctions regime. The US just withdrew all sanctions against Judge Moraes despite his escalating all the behaviors the sanctions were ostensibly designed to punish (censorship and imprisoning Bolsonaro for decades), while Lula still pursues BRICS and de-dollarization. Lula told the US to fuck off with its sanctions. And Trump just did. Brazil created a new model to defeat US sanctions: it implemented a law (via court ruling) barring its banks from adhering to US sanctions. It worked spectacularly. Trump just slinkered away after a trivial amount of flattery and charm from Lyla. Huge win for Lula and Moraes, major defeat for Trump State Department, US power and the Brazilian Right. Quote Ana Schaffert @AnaSchaffert · 1h ALEXANDRE DE MORAES IS OFF THE MAGNISTKY SANCTIONS LIST. This is a hard pill to swallow. As a legal professional deeply invested in the principles of human rights and the rule of law, I am profoundly shocked and dismayed by the recent decision to remove Brazilian Supreme Show more 4:04 PM · Dec 12, 2025 · 58.3K Views
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
Acho engraçado de entrevistas de emprego, que a chamada pra entrevista é o RH todo caloroso dando as boas vindas e falando sobre a empresa

E a devolutiva falando que não foi aprovado é um email/WhatsApp automático sem alma copy paste com seu nome (isso quando colocam seu nome)
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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giorgiabymoroder.bsky.social
as crianças de stranger things assim
nicuzinho.bsky.social nicuzinho @nicuzinho.bsky.social · 9h
eu tava ignorando os posts desse homem o dia todo ate ler alguém falar q ele tem 17 anos nessa segunda foto??????? ai precisamos de bombas q não deixem a pessoa acabada urgente! novas pressões estéticas ja!
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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orathiago.com
fueeeeeeeeeeeen [the smiths - how soon is now]
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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ddbm.video
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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satanette.bsky.social
Quadrinho da Turma da Mônica com o Cebolinha com capa de vampiro, junto com Cascão e Monica cantando o refrão de Bring me to Life do Evanescence
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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henriquegds.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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payla.bsky.social
VOCE SABIA: na capital do rio grande do norte todas as arvores são de Natal
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
JÁ ME APAIXONEI POR ISSO AQUI
remedygames.com Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 20h
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.

Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60

CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.

#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
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December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
remembering my idea for an object of power in Control 2 to be "hard drive containing nothing but newgrounds porno flash games"
FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL [multiple redacted lines] "Kramers Quest for Hentai" [more redacted lines]
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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silvoca.bsky.social
Transtorno de Déficit de Atenção e Homossexualidade
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
call me
CALL ME!!
jamesgunn.bsky.social James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 1d
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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giggio.net
KKKKK
E olha a nota da comunidade!
Meme: OpenAI 2015: Profit: $0 OpenAI 2025: Profit: $0,000,000,000
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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subacofeminino.bsky.social
o cara do Corolla Xei mitando de novo
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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cornost.one
isso é inadmissível
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
murilobeeble.bsky.social
Mas isso parece uma DELÍCIA de jogar
deconstructeam.bsky.social Deconstructeam @deconstructeam.bsky.social · 2d
Most people resort to therapy.
But you chose the brave option.

🔨 Virtue and a Sledgehammer 🔨

WISHLIST NOW!
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM