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munchkinfunk.bsky.social
fupacabra
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
Failing to meet expectations since 1975

🖕🏻 FDT 🖕🏻

Terminally ill man about town and minor local celebrity.

https://gofund.me/e4691b3e
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Hey friends. This illness has won, I’m afraid to say. No matter how hard I fight, it gets worse everyday. Vision and cognitive issues make it hard for me to scroll social media so, I won’t be on here very much anymore.

I had a good time meeting all you TA folks. Thank you for helping me trough a
Some of these hospital folks don’t get jokes very well. God damn.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you haven’t started microwaving your turkey by now, it will not be ready for TG.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Lot of people have seen my Weiner the last few days 😬
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I used to be stronger and braver than this. I’m just a husk of my old self now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Life: it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets even more worse then you’ll die. Have a good night, sleep well.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Woah, fuck. Careful what you tell the social worker.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Shout out to the nurses, resp techs and aids keeping me alive and fed and clean. You the bestest.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Man it would be crazy to die in the same hospital my kids were born in 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I need a breakfast burrito or something.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My view is pretty decent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Smuggled in some Zyn and whooo boy..
a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is covered in sprinkles .
ALT: a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is covered in sprinkles .
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November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Still alive.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why is there a camera in my hospital room?
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“We didn’t mean to say that you’re gonna die! We meant to say that you just aren’t going to be super great at being alive. “
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fuck off with that leafblower!

Sincerely, Every fucking one at this god damned hospital!!

The fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
They think it might be Peek A Boo related so I’m still in the ICU.

No but for real, I’m in the ICU. Fuck my life,
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Headed to the ICU ✌🏻
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
At St. Vincent’s for at least tonight. 👍🏼
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Sup, losers?
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Having the chronically ill/mental illness part of your brain trying to convince you to KYS while also trying to meet your basic human survival needs with the other part of your brain. It’s a real mother fucker and only one side can win.
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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goddamn, I am so proud of North Carolina's response to ICE this week

people here are NOT having this shit, and I have never been so proud of being a lifelong North Carolinian

30,000 kids skipping school to protest, crowds chasing ICE thru the woods, slashing whole parking lots of tires on ICE cars
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Got cold enough that the folded end of the bed blanket has been deployed to active duty. TYFYS, blanky 🫡
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Birria 🙌🏻
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM