fupacabra
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
Failing to meet expectations since 1975
🖕🏻 FDT 🖕🏻
Terminally ill man about town and minor local celebrity.
https://gofund.me/e4691b3e
🖕🏻 FDT 🖕🏻
Terminally ill man about town and minor local celebrity.
https://gofund.me/e4691b3e
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fupacabra
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
· May 7
Hey friends. This illness has won, I’m afraid to say. No matter how hard I fight, it gets worse everyday. Vision and cognitive issues make it hard for me to scroll social media so, I won’t be on here very much anymore.
I had a good time meeting all you TA folks. Thank you for helping me trough a
I had a good time meeting all you TA folks. Thank you for helping me trough a
Hey guys. Real talk here. I might not be coming home from this. Things are not thinging like they want to keep me going. We’ll see.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Hey guys. Real talk here. I might not be coming home from this. Things are not thinging like they want to keep me going. We’ll see.
Me: Can I have a pair of scissors?
Nurse:
Nurse:
bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me: Can I have a pair of scissors?
Nurse:
Nurse:
I’ve been a very good boy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’ve been a very good boy.
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Needs at least 15 minutes of Onward.....
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Needs at least 15 minutes of Onward.....
This place is boring
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This place is boring
Some of these hospital folks don’t get jokes very well. God damn.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Some of these hospital folks don’t get jokes very well. God damn.
If you haven’t started microwaving your turkey by now, it will not be ready for TG.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you haven’t started microwaving your turkey by now, it will not be ready for TG.
Lot of people have seen my Weiner the last few days 😬
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lot of people have seen my Weiner the last few days 😬
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I used to be stronger and braver than this. I’m just a husk of my old self now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I used to be stronger and braver than this. I’m just a husk of my old self now.
Life: it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets even more worse then you’ll die. Have a good night, sleep well.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Life: it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets even more worse then you’ll die. Have a good night, sleep well.
Woah, fuck. Careful what you tell the social worker.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Woah, fuck. Careful what you tell the social worker.
Shout out to the nurses, resp techs and aids keeping me alive and fed and clean. You the bestest.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Shout out to the nurses, resp techs and aids keeping me alive and fed and clean. You the bestest.
Man it would be crazy to die in the same hospital my kids were born in 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Man it would be crazy to die in the same hospital my kids were born in 🤔
I need a breakfast burrito or something.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I need a breakfast burrito or something.
My view is pretty decent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My view is pretty decent.
Smuggled in some Zyn and whooo boy..
a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is covered in sprinkles .
ALT: a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is covered in sprinkles .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Smuggled in some Zyn and whooo boy..
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It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
fifteen days
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
fifteen days
Why is there a camera in my hospital room?
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why is there a camera in my hospital room?
“We didn’t mean to say that you’re gonna die! We meant to say that you just aren’t going to be super great at being alive. “
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“We didn’t mean to say that you’re gonna die! We meant to say that you just aren’t going to be super great at being alive. “
Fuck off with that leafblower!
Sincerely, Every fucking one at this god damned hospital!!
The fuck.
Sincerely, Every fucking one at this god damned hospital!!
The fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fuck off with that leafblower!
Sincerely, Every fucking one at this god damned hospital!!
The fuck.
Sincerely, Every fucking one at this god damned hospital!!
The fuck.
They think it might be Peek A Boo related so I’m still in the ICU.
No but for real, I’m in the ICU. Fuck my life,
No but for real, I’m in the ICU. Fuck my life,
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They think it might be Peek A Boo related so I’m still in the ICU.
No but for real, I’m in the ICU. Fuck my life,
No but for real, I’m in the ICU. Fuck my life,
Headed to the ICU ✌🏻
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Headed to the ICU ✌🏻