Aaron Allermann
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Aaron Allermann
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Community moderator for Canadian comedy troupe LoadingReadyRun. Will talk your ear off about sports you didn't think were a thing until I talked your ear off about them. Can also be found on Discord (mtvcdm) and Mastodon ([email protected]). He/him.
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I... should probably make a reach reintroduce post for everyone who's showed up in like the last, weekish

Hi, I'm a moderator for the comedy troupe LoadingReadyRun (as well as LRR crew member @lunarjade.bsky.social ), I just spent a week watching Desert Bus For Hope, and also watch too many sports.
WWE messing women's tag up so badly is how AEW got Mercedes in the first place and I'm sure she is going to make sure the locker room remembers that.
I have reached a point where I kinda run like hell from ANY sports channel, unless they are airing an actual game. I don't care much what sport that game is in, but it had better be a live game and not a bunch of Loud Bois yelling about who needs to be fired or traded Right Now Before It's Too Late.
Sports fans really hate ESPN so much. It’s crazy. And not just online, it’s everyone.
It's a bit wild how many people will preemptively pot commit to spending an entire year defending a guy with a Nazi tattoo just because Bernie Sanders likes the guy

Also what the fuck Bernie don't think YOU'RE getting out of this without getting asked some questions
Like seriously

Are they seriously going to commit to spending an ENTIRE CALENDAR YEAR

defending A NAZI TATTOO

Just GET ANOTHER DUDE
A community like that is a small world and most of them are going to put water under the bridge with each other pretty quickly once the game is no longer there to serve as a stressor. It ain't gonna take attacks on very many before it gets regarded as an attack on everybody.
tbh I think enough of them saw how many of them got eaten alive in absentia here and how Adrian and Jimmy got chased off that the house as a whole has declared it a no-go zone unless they KNOW they're beloved here (and even then, note how even Rachel hasn't touched her account here postgame).
I like saying, sports is easy mode for socializing.

Even if you don't know a damn thing about the sport, all you gotta do is be *from* somewhere, which most people are, and walk into a watch and people will just assign you your local team if you don't already have one and now you're in the group.
Well it's good we're close to Halloween because booing George Springer is gonna haunt Seattle for a long long time.
BIG DUMPER
BIG PRIZES
IIIIIIIII LOVE IT
Big Dumper dinger (via Sportsnet}
As a Wisconsin I'm looking away on the other end and totally understand why that game didn't even rank as an Advisory.
Face slapping is not a sport.

(Context: I will happily declare anything a sport as long as the competitors wish to regard it as one.)
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
I'm willing to bet you a solid 95% of Americans could not tell you what, exactly, George Soros actually *does* for a living outside of his political boogeyman status.
Why does it always take the Packers so long to remember they're the Packers
Have you ever stopped to consider that perhaps, of all the teams that have ever played football, not a single one of them has ever actually been any good at football
Oh, my TV listings say Game 5 of the NLCS should be getting close to done about now, I wonder how tha--
Wisconsin has scored a total of 20 points in their last four games, which would not have been enough points for the Badgers to win any of those games
never mind they went for it on 4th and 5 and got blasted
THE WISCONSIN BADGERS ARE ON THE VERGE OF FIELD GOAL RANGE

I REPEAT THE BADGERS MIGHT SCORE A POINT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE WISCONSIN BADGERS ARE ON THE VERGE OF FIELD GOAL RANGE

I REPEAT THE BADGERS MIGHT SCORE A POINT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Back from the local rally ( #NoKings, Watertown, WI).

I don't think the guy who rolled past us with a train whistle installed in his car expected to speed past a cop *immediately* after and get popped for both of those things. Nor did the guy who rolled coal past us, who also got pulled over.
The record defeat for Wisconsin's football program is 63-0 in 1890, in the very first meeting against Minnesota.

Does Ohio St. beat that number today?
I was just saying, I wonder when Cal is gonna stop giving North Carolina extra lives and they were like, oh, like this
Oh okay right there then, neat
I wonder when Cal is going to stop giving North Carolina extra lives for funsies
I could suggest certain seasons to start with... but personally, I might say start back at UK season 1 and watch the evolution take place as it goes. There's better seasons than 1 but you can see the tone getting set for later.
Bill Belichick can't even make it one play from scrimmage before the Cal game goes wrong