Mathew Schaffer
@mschaffer.bsky.social
Dad, tech nerd, programmer
But congrats to the cowboys on winning their Super Bowl
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
But congrats to the cowboys on winning their Super Bowl
Reffing in this game was horseshit. Eagles offense deserves a ton of blame, but Lamb’s DPI flat should’ve been OPI. Also, Smitty got murdered twice and nobody even took a second glance at it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reffing in this game was horseshit. Eagles offense deserves a ton of blame, but Lamb’s DPI flat should’ve been OPI. Also, Smitty got murdered twice and nobody even took a second glance at it.
Yeah that feature is not gonna last long
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yeah that feature is not gonna last long
How come all the dems haven’t figured out: they just need to meet w/ Dump in-person, on TV. He’ll fawn all over them just like Mamdani, because HE CAN’T NOT BE LIKED! He’s also the biggest chicken of a bully, and will cave immediately when faced with the person he was bullying from behind his phone.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
How come all the dems haven’t figured out: they just need to meet w/ Dump in-person, on TV. He’ll fawn all over them just like Mamdani, because HE CAN’T NOT BE LIKED! He’s also the biggest chicken of a bully, and will cave immediately when faced with the person he was bullying from behind his phone.
MTG is such a coward. She didn’t last two weeks on the receiving end of the kind of shit she’s been dishing out for years
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
MTG is such a coward. She didn’t last two weeks on the receiving end of the kind of shit she’s been dishing out for years
Looks like Ceedee maybe didn’t get enough sleep last night or something… Dropped an easy one. #nfl #dallassucks
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Looks like Ceedee maybe didn’t get enough sleep last night or something… Dropped an easy one. #nfl #dallassucks
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’ve lost count of the number of times I needed to send $500M on a Sunday night and was so mad I had to wait until Monday morning
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’ve lost count of the number of times I needed to send $500M on a Sunday night and was so mad I had to wait until Monday morning
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I hope Trump's bone spurs weren't too painful as he laid that wreath at the Tomb of the Five Unknown Soldiers Who Took His Place In Vietnam
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I hope Trump's bone spurs weren't too painful as he laid that wreath at the Tomb of the Five Unknown Soldiers Who Took His Place In Vietnam
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don’t know what it is about this game, specifically, but Siri keeps getting triggered on my HomePod. 🤷🏻♂️
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don’t know what it is about this game, specifically, but Siri keeps getting triggered on my HomePod. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m sure all the people who whined about seeing Taylor swift on their tvs for 10 seconds are just as angry about having to watch 10 minutes of a rambling old predator on their screens #nfl
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m sure all the people who whined about seeing Taylor swift on their tvs for 10 seconds are just as angry about having to watch 10 minutes of a rambling old predator on their screens #nfl
“Why is that guy getting all the attention?”
-Dump’s brain
-Dump’s brain
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Why is that guy getting all the attention?”
-Dump’s brain
-Dump’s brain
No he’s not. He just wasn’t the one who fell.
Newsmax's immediate response to the medical emergency in the Oval Office: "President Trump we want to be clear is okay"
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
No he’s not. He just wasn’t the one who fell.
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Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.
The Dolphins made some adjustments at halftime: Instead of positive yards and no points, they went with negative yards and no points. #nfl
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Dolphins made some adjustments at halftime: Instead of positive yards and no points, they went with negative yards and no points. #nfl
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Gee, a huge, missed dpi call that might affect the outcome of this game… where did I see that recently? 🤔
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gee, a huge, missed dpi call that might affect the outcome of this game… where did I see that recently? 🤔
Was going on a trip today so I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to test the battery on the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
October 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Was going on a trip today so I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to test the battery on the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
Hey #nfl: Since you failed to make a case for player safety when trying to ban the eagles’ tush push, maybe focus your attention on the MetLife field that has been ending seasons for players for years now
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey #nfl: Since you failed to make a case for player safety when trying to ban the eagles’ tush push, maybe focus your attention on the MetLife field that has been ending seasons for players for years now