Mathew Schaffer
@mschaffer.bsky.social
Dad, tech nerd, programmer
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Was going on a trip today so I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to test the battery on the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
October 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Was going on a trip today so I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to test the battery on the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
Off the charger at 10AM. It’s now midnight and I have 7% left. Pretty heavy usage, although I didn’t really use the camera at all.
Kinda bonkers.
Everyone has already said it, but I’ll just add my echo: You have to hold this thing to believe it. It’s unreal and I want it so bad. Unfortunately, I need more than a single camera, so it’s not for me. But it’s really incredible.
September 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Everyone has already said it, but I’ll just add my echo: You have to hold this thing to believe it. It’s unreal and I want it so bad. Unfortunately, I need more than a single camera, so it’s not for me. But it’s really incredible.
Holy cow, I just won $500 in the Microsoft Ultimate Giveaway!
September 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Holy cow, I just won $500 in the Microsoft Ultimate Giveaway!
“I get these made in Chyna because it’s so cheap… even though it doesn’t really matter, since I won’t pay the bill anyway.”
August 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“I get these made in Chyna because it’s so cheap… even though it doesn’t really matter, since I won’t pay the bill anyway.”
This animation when launching the T-Mobile app isn’t centered and it’s annoying as hell
July 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This animation when launching the T-Mobile app isn’t centered and it’s annoying as hell
T-mobile is a real company, right? Like, with real developers?
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
T-mobile is a real company, right? Like, with real developers?
Two days early! Let’s go!
March 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Two days early! Let’s go!
Q: How much effort did Paramount put into the MTV Unplugged releases?
A: They spelled Annie Lennox’s name wrong.
A: They spelled Annie Lennox’s name wrong.
March 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Q: How much effort did Paramount put into the MTV Unplugged releases?
A: They spelled Annie Lennox’s name wrong.
A: They spelled Annie Lennox’s name wrong.
How long has Phil Dunphy been Paul McCartney’s guitarist?
February 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
How long has Phil Dunphy been Paul McCartney’s guitarist?
February 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Thanks @basicappleguy.com ! Now to decide which one to put on my MBP. 🤔
January 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thanks @basicappleguy.com ! Now to decide which one to put on my MBP. 🤔
January 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trump when TikTok stops working:
January 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Trump when TikTok stops working:
That new Nosferatu movie looks scary
January 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That new Nosferatu movie looks scary
What a terrible economy we’re in
December 2, 2024 at 9:35 PM
What a terrible economy we’re in
Finally got Image Playground access. These avatar pics are… something…
November 12, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Finally got Image Playground access. These avatar pics are… something…