Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
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Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
· Oct 26
My fave photo of herself (in pink) and the sister-in-law as kids. Showed it to a very talented creative colleague and asked if they could make something from it. They said yes but had a lot on. Then they left the job. Months passed. Lost touch. On Tuesday they walked into my classroom with these.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
It's officially Christmas!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's officially Christmas!!!
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October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Really interesting article about #TheArchers in @vizcomic.bsky.social for you all to enjoy 🍑
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Really interesting article about #TheArchers in @vizcomic.bsky.social for you all to enjoy 🍑
Not anymore m8
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not anymore m8
It's a family tradition that every Sunday I roast Mum's roast.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's a family tradition that every Sunday I roast Mum's roast.
Narrator's voice "And then he went to the stadium".
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Narrator's voice "And then he went to the stadium".
Ah, LBC posted the call on their YouTube.
Caller is John (second call) and I'm glad to see I'm not alone in the comments here.
youtu.be/PEiz4dSIW7Y?...
Caller is John (second call) and I'm glad to see I'm not alone in the comments here.
youtu.be/PEiz4dSIW7Y?...
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ah, LBC posted the call on their YouTube.
Caller is John (second call) and I'm glad to see I'm not alone in the comments here.
youtu.be/PEiz4dSIW7Y?...
Caller is John (second call) and I'm glad to see I'm not alone in the comments here.
youtu.be/PEiz4dSIW7Y?...
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"UK High Street Chain"
Using a picture of Grafton Street
In Dublin, Ireland
Using a picture of Grafton Street
In Dublin, Ireland
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"UK High Street Chain"
Using a picture of Grafton Street
In Dublin, Ireland
Using a picture of Grafton Street
In Dublin, Ireland
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the presentation of Prince’s music throughout tonight’s Timberwolves game at the Target Center is SO tremendous. almost feels like a concert. huge kudos to whoever is producing it
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the presentation of Prince’s music throughout tonight’s Timberwolves game at the Target Center is SO tremendous. almost feels like a concert. huge kudos to whoever is producing it
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the fact that everything has changed on this shitty little island in the past 15 years, we’ve gone from that fucking Olympics opening ceremony about all the things that made us ‘great’ and decided to take a massive shit on that (admitted shitshow) and make us into a fascist little floating rock
Tommy Robinson is claiming credit for the language/policy being used by the Labour government (about deporting people found to be refugees once their home country is deemed safe)
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the fact that everything has changed on this shitty little island in the past 15 years, we’ve gone from that fucking Olympics opening ceremony about all the things that made us ‘great’ and decided to take a massive shit on that (admitted shitshow) and make us into a fascist little floating rock
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CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
Major emergency in Penarth
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Major emergency in Penarth
"Daddy! Daddy! Look what else they did*"
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Daddy! Daddy! Look what else they did*"
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
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The fucking psychopaths who did this need to be publicly vilified, and legislation needs to be altered to reflect the seriousness of these crimes.
And this "industry" needs to be banned. Let rich sociopaths find alternative entertainments.
And this "industry" needs to be banned. Let rich sociopaths find alternative entertainments.
Hen Harrier Susie, whose chicks were stamped to death on a Yorkshire Dales grouse moor in 2022, has been found dead on a N Pennines grouse moor with gunshot injuries.
18+ months of silence about this crime from the police & Natural England.
#RaptorResearch
raptorpersecutionuk.org/2025/11/14/h...
18+ months of silence about this crime from the police & Natural England.
#RaptorResearch
raptorpersecutionuk.org/2025/11/14/h...
Hen Harrier ‘Susie’, whose chicks were stamped to death in 2022, has been found dead on a North Pennines grouse moor with gunshot injuries
If ever there was an example demonstrating the high level of persecution faced by Hen Harriers on UK grouse moors, the lack of consequences for the offenders, and the lack of justice for the victim…
raptorpersecutionuk.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The fucking psychopaths who did this need to be publicly vilified, and legislation needs to be altered to reflect the seriousness of these crimes.
And this "industry" needs to be banned. Let rich sociopaths find alternative entertainments.
And this "industry" needs to be banned. Let rich sociopaths find alternative entertainments.
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I try my hardest to stop buying books but sometimes it is just too difficult.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I try my hardest to stop buying books but sometimes it is just too difficult.
Made the mistake of turning on LBC while doing stuff.
Meu Deus.
I really hope LBC passes all the numbers of these guys calling in and victim-blaming teenage girls who were trafficked onto someone compiling a watchlist.
Meu Deus.
I really hope LBC passes all the numbers of these guys calling in and victim-blaming teenage girls who were trafficked onto someone compiling a watchlist.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Made the mistake of turning on LBC while doing stuff.
Meu Deus.
I really hope LBC passes all the numbers of these guys calling in and victim-blaming teenage girls who were trafficked onto someone compiling a watchlist.
Meu Deus.
I really hope LBC passes all the numbers of these guys calling in and victim-blaming teenage girls who were trafficked onto someone compiling a watchlist.
From the incredibly talented Rose India Crawford on Instagram.
🐸👨🍳💚
🐸👨🍳💚
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
From the incredibly talented Rose India Crawford on Instagram.
🐸👨🍳💚
🐸👨🍳💚
We're so glad you decided to join us.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We're so glad you decided to join us.
Oh Christ it gets worse
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Oh Christ it gets worse
I see Cheryl Hines' podcast book tour has so far been appearances with:
Tucker Carlson the white supremacist,
Bill Maher who wrote fawning piece after dinner with Trump
and Billy Bush who was giggling along with Trump in the 'grab 'em by the pussy' clip.
Nice.
Tucker Carlson the white supremacist,
Bill Maher who wrote fawning piece after dinner with Trump
and Billy Bush who was giggling along with Trump in the 'grab 'em by the pussy' clip.
Nice.
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I see Cheryl Hines' podcast book tour has so far been appearances with:
Tucker Carlson the white supremacist,
Bill Maher who wrote fawning piece after dinner with Trump
and Billy Bush who was giggling along with Trump in the 'grab 'em by the pussy' clip.
Nice.
Tucker Carlson the white supremacist,
Bill Maher who wrote fawning piece after dinner with Trump
and Billy Bush who was giggling along with Trump in the 'grab 'em by the pussy' clip.
Nice.