Kenny Campbell
@mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
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Editor, Pepshop PR bod, Quiet Riot podcast producer, media trainer, public speaker, you get the idea ... you'll find me anywhere I can play with words and pictures
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Blimey. 'Quirk' doing a heroic amount of lifting in this BBC report on why F1's big cheese will not face a challenger. In democratic terms, it's exceptionally 2025
BBC report reading: 

Incumbent Mohammed Ben Sulayem is poised to stand unopposed in December's election for the presidency of motorsport's governing body, the FIA.

Three potential candidates had expressed an interest in standing - American Tim Mayer, Swiss former racing driver Laura Villars, external and Belgian journalist Virginie Philpott, external.

But a quirk of the FIA's election rules means that no other candidate is able to challenge Ben Sulayem.

Presidential candidates must submit a list of their prospective vice-presidents for sport, which must be selected from each of the FIA's six global regions.

But the world council list contains only one candidate from South America, Brazilian Fabiana Ecclestone, wife of former F1 boss Bernie. She is already a member of Ben Sulayem's team.

That prevents any other candidate from naming a potential vice-president for sport from South America, which means no-one else can enter the election.
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
The equivalent in Britain would be if Derwent Pencils were sold to Farage, throwing voting booths into graphite-based chaos everywhere
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
I should warn you one of my wurst headlines involved the Pie Minister meeting the President of the United Steaks. I think it was Cameron and Obama at a barbecue but, frankly, it's likely accuracy wasn't a priority
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
I reckon he's just a silly sausage
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Turns out Britain isn't the only place with rats taking over news channels
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In Scotland, you have to disclose anything you wouldn't order deep-fried. Basically, the only acceptable answers involve mothers and kittens
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
She's polarising, inevitably. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good etc, I suppose
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
If only it had gone to Melania
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
You do realise your older cat has one eye half-open, ready to derail any plans for global domination before anyone can get to the food bowl, scratching post or litter tray?
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
Yep. I mean, what the hell, blow smoke up his ass and hope he sends in troops.

Still sucks, of course
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
Who votes for Stephen King, Margaret Atwood or the ghost of George Orwell as president of the world? nb I'm backing them all
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
Apparently she did call him.

There is always a new level of crazy in this world
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
I saw them supporting the Sex Pistols. They were rubbish then too
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Watch carefully and you can see when Kennedy's brain worm tries to escape because it knows what craziness is coming
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Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
Good time right now. Not too cold, midgies are hibernating, roads empty. If the Gulf Stream hasn't faded completely, might even be a non-lethal swim option
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
Kinda want to repost this every day because, while humour isn't a deadly weapon, it is exceptionally powerful in its own way
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
They've still got that dolphin you left last time you visited
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
There is lots to love. I reckon the Scotand-England border is problematic because it's simply too far north
mrkennycampbell.bsky.social
You mean the New Castle, don't you
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Oof etc. Well worth the frostbite from sunbathing
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For holidays, you drove NORTH???
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"Won't someone think of the dog having a cow"