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mr.clean(real)

mr.clean(real)

@mrhooman.bsky.social

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I am mrclean he/him any allegations of a relationship between me and @bigbird5000incher.bsky.social is completely unfounded and false. https://linktr.ee/mrhooman for legal reasons I am not mr.clean

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mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 10m

bro ai is cooked 💀 #google #ai #meme #funny

a google ai summary of the search "this dock is holding an april in its melt" it reads as follows
The phrase "this dock is holding an april in its melt" is an evocative and poetic expression that paints a vivid picture of the shifting of seasons, specifically the transition from winter to spring.
The phrase is widely used on social media platforms like X (formerly Twitter) and Tumblr, often in a metaphorical or aesthetic context.
Key interpretations:

Aesthetic and Sensory Imagery: It creates strong visual and tactile imagery:
"Dock": suggests a sturdy, man-made structure interacting with a body of water or ice.
"April in its melt": personifies April as something tangible (perhaps ice or snow) that is thawing, symbolizing the beginning of spring's warmth and the end of winter's chill.
Symbolism: It symbolizes nature's delicate balance and the transient beauty of seasonal change. It can represent a moment of transition, fragility, or new beginnings.
Cultural Reference: While it sounds like it could be from a specific poem or song, the search results indicate it is a popular, modern phrase, perhaps a "history-based joke" or just a piece of viral poetic language.

Essentially, the phrase describes a scene where the last remnants of winter (the "melt") are giving way to the new life of spring ("April").

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 1h

I thought it was that one about the dog in the beer kegs. I also might just be crazy

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

I would have gotten away with it too if it where not for you meddling reporters

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

darn I guess we loose

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

hold on, neovim has social media accounts? the more you know

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

@slendermmn.bsky.social opinions on this tree?

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

startups that get invested in:
1. uuuh add ai i guess
2. PROFIT YA BABAY!!!!!!!!!!
3. bankruptcy

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

hey it works, bet it loads real fast as well.

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

yes join us you know you want to

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

I have been since the ad blocker ban on chrome and I have never had any issues.

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 14h

the election is cool and all but Im thinking about something else...

the files

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 15h

you cant just post a photo and say its your drawing its not right!

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 17h

not a typo

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

I hate white mean

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

BREAKING from FOX: OMG 😱😱😱 Images zohran mamdani show him EATING cats!!!! Its true thats what the images show thats the facts and they dont care about your feelings.

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

I think we should make a fake office for him where he can think that he won and do fake work so that he can shut up.

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

ONN? the onion news network? am I under a rock is ONN the new big right wing slop provider?

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

the only places I can see info about ai videos by him are from fox news and the nypost sooooo.... Im not sure. I'm leaning towards no.

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

the amount of ai "memes" that are about farts/shit is frightening to me

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 18h

huh

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 1d

ok so I looked it up, toilets are on average shorter then the average chair, but you can get a toilet that is "extra tall" so if you want to be the closest to god you have to buy that one.

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Spencer Windes (like “winds a yo-yo”) @spencerwindes.bsky.social · 1d

WOKE 2:DEI HARDER

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Josh @nelward.bsky.social · 2d

sitting = sinning. I stand because it makes me closer to God.

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Stephen Miller consistently polls well with Nazis but has seen his support drop among pedophiles, who feel he isn't doing enough to prevent trafficked women from being deported

mr.clean(real) @mrhooman.bsky.social · 2d

He could not beat any Mario games as a kid so he is taking his rage out rn