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nelward.bsky.social
the woke goat
@nelward.bsky.social
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music artist nelward www.nelward.com
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · Sep 12
NELWARD LIVE BAND

11/6 - ATLANTA
12/5 - NASHVILLE

ticket links at www.nelward.com
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 7h
I'm a marjorie taylor greene leftist
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 7h
capitalism is still in its early stage. it sucks now but we will get better at it
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 9h
I'm no believer but I can't get over how cool these Christians are. They're just so... Godlike! 😍
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 9h
These hot babes best stop suckin on me!
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 10h
He's so cool
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 10h
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 11h
The only music I listen to is Randy Rainbow and third wave ska
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 15h
I come from a long, long, LONG line of professional skankers. More and more, our jobs are being replaced by AI.

The ska community has done nothing to address this.
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 15h
The horseshoe theory of politics is that horses need shoes for protection and comfort. And sometimes, they even need socks.
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 16h
I'm thankful for every fan that I get but I can't take a shit
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 17h
Holy shit... His pen game... It's unmatched bro!
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 1d
Framing a movie with sequels as a "cinematic universe" is funny
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 1d
Menswear - comfortable, stylish, elegant

Men swear - uncalled for, straight up wrong, just not cool
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 1d
I keep trying to workshop a post from the perspective of a conservative guy who orders hot chocolate at coffee shops freaking out about it being to woke but it never comes out right
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 1d
Conservatives freaking out about trying to order a coffee is one of my favorite genders
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 3d
If everyone you've ever met strongly disapproves of your behavior it means you're doing something right
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 3d
I have to get plastic surgery to look like RICHARD NIXON bc of yall
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 3d
The smell of poop relaxes me
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
Jelly roll.

The veritable "Hip Hoppenheimer" of the hip hop world.

Dropping literal atom bombs with every verse, every bar, every rhyme.
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
*joy
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
They're putting unbridled male jou on trial.

And they want you to think that's "normal".
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
This shit looks fucking awesome, I need to check it out
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
I'm not political... I just have common sense.
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BOOBOO @floorbaba.bsky.social · 4d
my favorite political commentator is @nelward.bsky.social
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the woke goat @nelward.bsky.social · 4d
Empires never fall.
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