I have 14 of Graeme’s prints. Everyday at least one of them makes me smile. I’d have more but I simply don’t have room. You do.

@swansonian.bsky.social rearranging all the pictures on my walls, bloody hell I’ve got 13 of your prints. Never noticed I’ve got that many. I’ll post a photos of them all in situ with a link to you, once they’re up.

You got the salmon?
Yeah man. You got the honey?
Yeah man.

A little from column A, a fuck tonne from column B.

It’s entirely possible to be against the actions of the Israeli state and not justify an attack on people simply practicing their religion.

The trouble with a lot of these young modern actors is they're bloody useless on stage.

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I tip £2 on every Deliveroo. We use it regularly… housebound partner/im lazy. Doesn’t matter what the food value is, the journey is the same. Added context, I used to be a motorbike courier and it would seem reasonable to me.

I mean, it’s in revelations but it’s not exactly the main focus. Evangelical Christianity is a doomsday cult.

My family were in a born again Christian cult when I was a kid. My mother was late home from work and I had my first full blown panic attack at six, thinking I’d been left behind… I’m fine now doctor.

Ha. Incredible cheap.

Oh tartex and watercress sandwiches. The taste of my twenties.

Yes, it’s and advert but still. This will cheer you right up.

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I've always been sceptical of 'sunlight is the best disinfectant', but I looked it up and apparently it is healthier to hang laundry outside. So maybe that is what we should do with fascists.

I hear the denouement is shit.

I have a lot of Graeme’s prints. Love them. Have a look.

Looking for advice. I’m a small business owner and I’m absolutely livid that a recent business deal to buy a fun fair has fallen through because of a gang of teenagers and their talking dog. I’ve already tried pretending to be a ghost, so don’t bother replying with that…

Either way, lovely shot.

I’m half asleep but for a moment I thought this was egret in the rain.

I have 20 lock screen designs now. Have a browse of my phone wallpaper section in my shop. I would link to the section for you but I can't do that for special private Etsy reasons or something. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

Haha. Mate I’m available for anything

If you don’t get him right away you try, try again.

It does annoy me, it shouldn't be "Venus In Furs", it should be "Venus Implies".