Andrew Moser
@moser3002.bsky.social
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I'm a fucking delight
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It's hard to come up with clever signs when they're so busy licking doorknobs
Who was even asking for LESS football??
While you're not wrong, it's always fun mocking Miami
Who is demanding worse fuel economy for their cars?? What the fuck are they talking about??
If you can't sell what you grow, why is there a "next year's planting season"?
No, the fuck, we didn't
It's called Price Elasticity. They raise prices until consumers stop buying, then they lower prices back to accepted levels. This isn't a new phenomenon
Um, excuse me, sir. As a lifelong Buckeye fan, and graduate of Cincinnati, I knew EXACTLY how this would end for Fickell. It was extremely obvious that his advantages as UC wouldn't translate to Wisconsin
He's also being shown fake videos of violent protests and riots that are either many years old, or from entirely different countries. And he's so god damn stupid that he never questions any of it. So, here we are
"Now" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence
"I'm not questioning your integrity. I'm saying you don't have any."
Yeah, I'll take the under on that Illinois score
One could argue (ineffectively) that the Maryland loss was worse than Penn St's, if only because this is now the THIRTEENTH year this has been happening. How could anyone hire Locksley again after this? How could anyone in that locker room look at him with ANY respect going forward? He's DONE
Sigh. The reason they don't know is BECAUSE they don't care
You mean the team that won the title the very next season?
What are we defining as "mediocre"? I'd still rank Washington somewhere in the 30-40 range, at worst. Out of 68 P4 teams, I'd consider that towards the high end of "mediocre", I suppose
Lol, you also just described every religion 🤷
We're setting the bar pretty low for "fantastic" these days
Cut to John C Riley in the open grave - "I'm alive!"
Did. You. Vote. For. Trump?
Yeah, it's such a, um, shame that he's, um, gone. Yeah.