Fuck em. I've had champagne chilled for just that occasion for over a year. I will not hide my unparalleled joy and satisfaction caused by that bloated colostomy bag's overdue departure from this existence
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Fuck em. I've had champagne chilled for just that occasion for over a year. I will not hide my unparalleled joy and satisfaction caused by that bloated colostomy bag's overdue departure from this existence
Yeah, I wonder why they would feel that way 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yeah, I wonder why they would feel that way 🤔
Yeah, man, it's a real fucking mystery
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yeah, man, it's a real fucking mystery
First they came for... Ah, nevermind
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
First they came for... Ah, nevermind
It's about time a Michigan coach got fired for cheating
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's about time a Michigan coach got fired for cheating
Has anyone reached out to Dave Portnoy for comment?
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Has anyone reached out to Dave Portnoy for comment?
Just out of curiosity, why do you think Miami will win at A&M?
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just out of curiosity, why do you think Miami will win at A&M?
Then he's DEFINITELY not gonna listen to you, lol
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Then he's DEFINITELY not gonna listen to you, lol
Of course they aren't listening, because their constituents will never NOT vote for them, no matter how insanely incompetent they are at their jobs. If I knew my voters were so pathetically uninformed, I wouldn't listen either
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Of course they aren't listening, because their constituents will never NOT vote for them, no matter how insanely incompetent they are at their jobs. If I knew my voters were so pathetically uninformed, I wouldn't listen either
I'm just Sayin, we know who should win
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm just Sayin, we know who should win
Did that person have a brain injury?
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Did that person have a brain injury?
Occam's razor, lol. I always assumed it was as simple as that
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Occam's razor, lol. I always assumed it was as simple as that
If someone wrote those things about the team I root for, I'd be forced to find another team. Geezus, man, that was savage. Honest, but savage
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If someone wrote those things about the team I root for, I'd be forced to find another team. Geezus, man, that was savage. Honest, but savage
I hadn't heard why Threat Level was MIA this year, but it's good to get back another excellent writer and regularly scheduled column to look forward to
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hadn't heard why Threat Level was MIA this year, but it's good to get back another excellent writer and regularly scheduled column to look forward to
Those 3 all Americans on his defense? Yeah, they came from JMU
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Those 3 all Americans on his defense? Yeah, they came from JMU
But also: that first strike was illegal, too
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
But also: that first strike was illegal, too
Yeah, but getting doubled up takes that off the table 🤷
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yeah, but getting doubled up takes that off the table 🤷
Perhaps it would help if we put it in the name... Oh, wait...
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Perhaps it would help if we put it in the name... Oh, wait...
He's the perfect Republican candidate. He has zero integrity, and has no problem spewing absolute bullshit that he doesn't believe, just to drive engagement. This was inevitable, really
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
He's the perfect Republican candidate. He has zero integrity, and has no problem spewing absolute bullshit that he doesn't believe, just to drive engagement. This was inevitable, really
Ok, so when that doesn't happen, we'll know you're full of shit? I mean, we already know you're full of shit, but you'll admit it, right?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ok, so when that doesn't happen, we'll know you're full of shit? I mean, we already know you're full of shit, but you'll admit it, right?
I think there might have been something else they were doing that led to JJ's success in college. Can't quite put my finger on it, but I seem to recall there being something... Else
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I think there might have been something else they were doing that led to JJ's success in college. Can't quite put my finger on it, but I seem to recall there being something... Else
I miss the old Big East 😥
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I miss the old Big East 😥
"Lady, I walked into the Oval Office and had him eating out of the palm of my hand, calling himself a fascist. What more do you want from me??"
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Lady, I walked into the Oval Office and had him eating out of the palm of my hand, calling himself a fascist. What more do you want from me??"
Yeah, that's what happens when you don't win your games, but other teams do
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yeah, that's what happens when you don't win your games, but other teams do