Lindsey Crunkingham
@moresothannot.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know?
Virtually every problem we have exists either because of Ronald Reagan or Henry Ford.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Virtually every problem we have exists either because of Ronald Reagan or Henry Ford.
Feels like those 4 points Fergs foot lost are gonna be big
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Feels like those 4 points Fergs foot lost are gonna be big
Damn the Lions still got Bobby Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Damn the Lions still got Bobby Carpenter?
Clint Black was born in New Jersey lololoololol
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Clint Black was born in New Jersey lololoololol
I have imagined Elvis saying “he fell fightin that big bitch of a Balrog baby” to Galadriel and its broken me
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I have imagined Elvis saying “he fell fightin that big bitch of a Balrog baby” to Galadriel and its broken me
Tom Brady lookin great!
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Tom Brady lookin great!
It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face
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But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober
Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE?
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE?
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud
Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today
Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place
Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.
Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.
Keeping Dianne’s memory alive on the sky instead of the tweets:
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Keeping Dianne’s memory alive on the sky instead of the tweets:
What if Stromile and Taylor are related
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What if Stromile and Taylor are related
If you’re thinking of running a 5K and then sitting for a 4 hour tattoo- don’t.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you’re thinking of running a 5K and then sitting for a 4 hour tattoo- don’t.
Mouse crime.
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mouse crime.
Russia proposing a Bering Straight tunnel is extremely, EXTREMELY funny.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Russia proposing a Bering Straight tunnel is extremely, EXTREMELY funny.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
I’m keen to watch the Hanover Park Police union over the next couple of days because they are in a very weird position right now
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m keen to watch the Hanover Park Police union over the next couple of days because they are in a very weird position right now
Fine. I’ll get my $1.85 from a class action lawsuit in ten years. Just go ahead and give me good brain damage. I don’t want this 8 pound sloshy processing machine any more. Just make it so I can drive and make a spreadsheet once a month and not have to worry about news and economics anymore.
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. I’ll get my $1.85 from a class action lawsuit in ten years. Just go ahead and give me good brain damage. I don’t want this 8 pound sloshy processing machine any more. Just make it so I can drive and make a spreadsheet once a month and not have to worry about news and economics anymore.