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barleybap.bsky.social
Sickos at the window meme, but after "yes ha ha ha" in the speech bubble, the title screen for Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 has been pasted in.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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gayracula.bsky.social
wow that was quick
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
jawnthedon.bsky.social Chaotic Neutral @jawnthedon.bsky.social · 4d
I saw this ad on the train and I’m curious how yall feel about it… I’m very much in the center, but slightly more towards than against…
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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rianburguer.bsky.social
Todos invocadores de Persona 3:
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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haseulgi.art
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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aidanobrien.bsky.social
Tweet by @Grosdoriane This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
moraisgz.bsky.social
É daí então que saiu o bife à cavalo
nolanjsykes.bsky.social Nolan Sykes @nolanjsykes.bsky.social · 7d
Incredible things are happening in the paranormal community
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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rivotracks.bsky.social
mal agradecido do caralho
post no r/HighStrangeness com o título "In 1961, a man claimed aliens visited him, gave him some pancakes, and left. He said the pancakes tasted like cardboard" Abaixo, o flair UFO e um vídeo preto e branco de um homem de bonè
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
moraisgz.bsky.social
Calor do final de ano é insuportável, pqp
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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nolanjsykes.bsky.social
Incredible things are happening in the paranormal community
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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vickvw.bsky.social
que incrível. achei um tiktok duma criatura vendendo “cura holística” que diz ter passado 9 meses no BR e faz afirmações absurdas sobre nossos hábitos e que estes seriam os motivos de sermos todos bonitos e saudáveis
Todas as imagens são prints do tiktok. Todos os prints mostram um texto e uma foto ilustrativa “Brazilians don't eat refined sugars because they lead to a ton of different health issues. Instead people eat frozen acai and other fruits because they're healthy and organically sweetened” Foto de um copão de açaí com banana “Brazilians fast once a week and don't eat more than 2 full meals in a day so they're never bloating! Feijoada pork stew and fruit is what everyone had for lunch and it keeps them full until dinner!” Foto da panela com feijoada “Instead of sugary sodas, Brazilians drink coconut aloe vera juice because of its stomach slimming properties! It's so sweet because it's natural sugar and not made with nasty ingredients!” Foto de 3 copos de caipirinha “Brazilian children are expected to play soccer starting at 4 years old. Kids are NOT allowed to have iPads and instead they're running outside all day!” Foto de duas crianças jogando futebol
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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exausta.bsky.social
Gostei muito da imagem falando que brasileiro não toma refrigerante/não consome açúcar refinado e as pessoas estão segurando uma caipirinha. Que é uma bebida de cana de açúcar à qual se adiciona açúcar
vickvw.bsky.social navio de tesão @vickvw.bsky.social · 8d
que incrível. achei um tiktok duma criatura vendendo “cura holística” que diz ter passado 9 meses no BR e faz afirmações absurdas sobre nossos hábitos e que estes seriam os motivos de sermos todos bonitos e saudáveis
Todas as imagens são prints do tiktok. Todos os prints mostram um texto e uma foto ilustrativa “Brazilians don't eat refined sugars because they lead to a ton of different health issues. Instead people eat frozen acai and other fruits because they're healthy and organically sweetened” Foto de um copão de açaí com banana “Brazilians fast once a week and don't eat more than 2 full meals in a day so they're never bloating! Feijoada pork stew and fruit is what everyone had for lunch and it keeps them full until dinner!” Foto da panela com feijoada “Instead of sugary sodas, Brazilians drink coconut aloe vera juice because of its stomach slimming properties! It's so sweet because it's natural sugar and not made with nasty ingredients!” Foto de 3 copos de caipirinha “Brazilian children are expected to play soccer starting at 4 years old. Kids are NOT allowed to have iPads and instead they're running outside all day!” Foto de duas crianças jogando futebol
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
moraisgz.bsky.social
Bem triste o caso da Cefet no Rio
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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barleybap.bsky.social
Conservatives actually read the Bible before claiming that things they don't like are unchristian challenge.
Screenshot of 100 Bible verses about Jesus and the poor. Text is as follows: Proverbs 19:17 ESV / 1,327 helpful votes Whoever is generous to the poor lends to the Lord, and he will repay him for his deed. Proverbs 14:31 ESV / 1,031 helpful votes Whoever oppresses a poor man insults his Maker, but he who is generous to the needy honors him. Deuteronomy 15:11 ESV / 984 helpful votes For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, ‘You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.’ Proverbs 22:9 ESV / 982 helpful votes Whoever has a bountiful eye will be blessed, for he shares his bread with the poor. Luke 14:13 ESV / 772 helpful votes But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, Proverbs 28:27 ESV / 709 helpful votes Whoever gives to the poor will not want, but he who hides his eyes will get many a curse. Matthew 19:21 ESV / 706 helpful votes Jesus said to him, “If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” Luke 4:18 ESV / 688 helpful votes “The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he has anointed me to proclaim good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim liberty to the captives and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty those who are oppressed, Luke 6:20-21 ESV / 663 helpful votes And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said: “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. “Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you 2 Corinthians 8:9 ESV / 659 helpful votes For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though he was rich, yet for your sake he became poor, so that you by his poverty might become rich. Luke 14:12-14 ESV / 606 helpful votes He said also to the man who had invited him, “When you give a dinner or a banquet, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or rich neighbors, lest they also invite you in return and you be repaid. But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you. For you will be repaid at the resurrection of the just.” 1 John 3:17 ESV / 571 helpful votes But if anyone has the world's goods and sees his brother in need, yet closes his heart against him, how does God's love abide in him? Mark 10:21 ESV / 560 helpful votes And Jesus, looking at him, loved him, and said to him, “You lack one thing: go, sell all that you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” Proverbs 21:13 ESV / 559 helpful votes Whoever closes his ear to the cry of the poor will himself call out and not be answered. Proverbs 29:7 ESV / 544 helpful votes A righteous man knows the rights of the poor; a wicked man does not understand such knowledge. Deuteronomy 15:7-8 ESV / 544 helpful votes “If among you, one of your brothers should become poor, in any of your towns within your land that the Lord your God is giving you, you shall not harden your heart or shut your hand against your poor brother, but you shall open your hand to him and lend him sufficient for his need, whatever it may be. Galatians 2:10 ESV / 529 helpful votes Only, they asked us to remember the poor, the very thing I was eager to do. Psalm 140:12 ESV / 499 helpful votes I know that the Lord will maintain the cause of the afflicted, and will execute justice for the needy.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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silvazuao.bsky.social
queria que construções como “what the fuck do you want?” fossem traduzidas como “o que você quer, porra?” em vez de “que porra você quer?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
moraisgz.bsky.social
O site de desinformação vendendo assinatura com ad pra documentário gerado por AI, grande surpresa :\
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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kieranhurley.bsky.social
incredible quote lol
When a doctor told me I’d come close to dying, and that the play had to stop using real knives, I remember thinking: “You just don’t understand theatre.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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djinnandtonic.bsky.social
A "Which argument will appeal to voters" meme, but about the claimants to the throne during the Three Kingdoms era. WHICH ARGUMENT WILL APPEAL TO ALL UNDER HEAVEN? Cao Pi: "We performed all the necessary rites to transfer the Mandate of Heaven." Liu Bei: "I am a direct descendant of the Emperor Jing. The Han are not yet extinguished." Sun Quan: "A yellow dragon appeared in my back yard"
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
moraisgz.bsky.social
Pq o ad da empresa de caminhão tem trilha sonora de suspense/horror?
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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filipemlima.bsky.social
This "Where am I going?" picture always gets me.
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11
Association with the September 11 attacks According to Contigo magazine , Celso Portiolli became famous on the internet in 2019 when a Portuguese user created the Facebook page " Celso Portiolli had nothing to do with 9/11 ", a reference to the terrorist attack against the United States coordinated by Al-Qaeda on September 11, 2001. The humor of the meme lies in relating a well-known figure to an event far removed from their reality. Various montages were spread, relating or not relating the presenter to the event. [ 33 ] [ 34 ] Portiolli said in an interview for the Flow Podcast that he initially disliked the joke and was afraid of being stopped at airports, but eventually accepted it and even started taking photos near buildings when he goes to New York
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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inkdino.bsky.social
o que o anime não te conta é que o Exército Galáctico de Freeza paga VT, VR, décimo terceiro e está implementado um plano de transição pra escala 4x3
miojocru.com Marcellus Vinícius @miojocru.com · 11d
Bom saber que os cursos de administração estão ensinando a cometer genocídio com uma população inteira de subordinados só pelo medo de que um deles fique loiro.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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crimsonmoon0801.bsky.social
ながいな～

My thought when I encountered an Inugami from SMT/Persona series

Maybe good for hotdog 🤔 /だめ

#SMTV
#Nahobino
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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marceeeeeeeeeel.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM