BlackMoonPaladin
@moonpaladin.bsky.social
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The best is yet to come. Writing Peak LGBT Fiction. Live Life With Hokori. King of Transit and Manga. Anti Censorship. Page Rated AO for Adults Only. #1 Lover of Shonen Manga. Supporter of all good People.
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moonpaladin.bsky.social
If people want to call me an idiot for having fun and being happy, then honestly, let me be stupid. I'd rather have "Bad takes" and enjoy life than listen to what a bunch of incels have to say.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
Overrated story. I won't die on this hill, I'll win.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
And it's so easy to give Vivian a proper ending in the form of her striking off on her own and making new friends who treat her with the respect that she deserves. I just find it extremely insulting because my dad was very much like Beldam IRL.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
It just gets more uncomfortable for me the more I think about it and ponder over the game's writing. Like this is my problem with that game's story. If you're gonna write something heavy like this, you have to commit to it and accept the consequences of it.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
Vivian's identity being unconfirmed in the original is the least of that story's problems. I just fucking hate it. I was so upset when I got to the end and they arbitrarily made Beldam "Good" when she's in some cases even more depraved than Dimentio. I hate it here.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
It's one of the most realistic stories in Mario but that also makes it hella infuriating at the same time. It's exactly as bad as people say that the divisive finales of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is but it gets all of these passes.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
And Beldam's response to Vivian being gone is not to reflect but to actively try to kill her at numerous occasions and be proud of it. To the fact that she was the one who set up the X-Nauts in the first place and started the events of the entire game... And Vivian forgives that for some reason!?
moonpaladin.bsky.social
To be entirely truthful, I kind of resent how badly Vivian's story was handled in Thousand Year Door. It's a very uncomfortable story about this honest to god sociopath who is known for lying and deceit just inexplicably decides to be good after the cavalcade of abuse I've seen.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
You know, you say that and I wouldn't even be mad because the insane fans who hate women would 100% deserve it.
faradtheestallion.bsky.social
Jared Leto said he would like to do a Star Wars movie next.

RIP Star Wars. It was a good run.
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The #Tron franchise will likely be retired from the big screen

(via THR)
moonpaladin.bsky.social
Even if God and the Devil forgives Jared Leto... You can be damn sure that I never will.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
Say what you want about Doug Walker but he still has a few nuggets of Wisdom from the good old days that are still infinitely evergreen.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
I've been perusing some of the garbage Mario Kart World videos that people are making and it's amazing how they all boil down to pretty much this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Avr...
Nostalgia Critic- "I DON'T WANT CHANGE!"
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fabraz.bsky.social
Bubsy haters when playing Bubsy 4D and realizing it's fun.
Crying mask meme with Bubsy.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
In the fake episode title. Fucking autocorrect
moonpaladin.bsky.social
I was doing a bit. It should've been obvious when I put shithead I'm the fake episode title.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
I saw the Leaked Mega for Meganium, didn't disappoint. You'll love it.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
This is just our cue to bring newspapers back in a big way.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
Gitcy is at least a harmless weirdo. Why are you dragging him through the mud with this comparison?
moonpaladin.bsky.social
That was her exact line from Ponyville Confidential, then they arrested her for distributing cocaine
moonpaladin.bsky.social
You see, the stupid idiot like Ryan would unironically follow the classic Diamond Tiara line that was built to be wrong in the episode it was introduced in.

Don't be a silly-filly, never take accountability-filly... Especially if you commit grievous federal offenses.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
And who can forget "Trender-Bender" Where they made an entire episode about how harmful it is to masquerade as a Transgender person to avoid criticism for your sociopathic behavior. I mean, it is the show's fault. Ryan was clearly emulating the villains of those episodes so I had to let go.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
No, no. He does have a point. I remember the very well-received episode "Groom this, shithead!" where Applejack protects her sister from being taken advantage of by a sex offending stallion and it was teaching us the wonderful lessons about how to protect our friends from groomers like Ryan.
moonpaladin.bsky.social
Did I just see a sandwich evolve into a person?
moonpaladin.bsky.social
I had a dark and terrifying thought about how they'd be stupid enough to cast Jared Leto as the lead of the next Jurassic Park.