mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
Your little meow meow, a twice Hugo-nominated nobody, top-ten globally ranked VR speedrunner, and sometimes podcast personality. mklutz @ ao3/tumblr, moonklutz elsewhere. (she/they)
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mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
@moonklutz.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Courtney: your autism is WEAPONIZED
Update: FOUR birds are loose in the building today
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Update: FOUR birds are loose in the building today
Everyone at work: the roads are terrible! Snow! Blargh!
Me, a person who overheats all year except winter:
Me, a person who overheats all year except winter:
a cartoon character in a blue dress is dancing on a stage
Alt: Elsa in a blue dress marches powerfully to the camera
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November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Everyone at work: the roads are terrible! Snow! Blargh!
Me, a person who overheats all year except winter:
Me, a person who overheats all year except winter:
I posted about this on tumblr a while back and someone just reblogged my tags reminding me: idk what the problem is in writers rooms but I need them to stop ruining shows in season 4 onwards.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I posted about this on tumblr a while back and someone just reblogged my tags reminding me: idk what the problem is in writers rooms but I need them to stop ruining shows in season 4 onwards.
Waiting for a family to leave the pool so I can swim alone in peak old lady mode
a man is peeking through a window with blinds .
Alt: a man is peeking through a window with blinds .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Waiting for a family to leave the pool so I can swim alone in peak old lady mode
Forgot half the line south of Bloor was closed today so I had to walk way more than expected to get to the vet. Absolutely drenched my compression stockings and was mad about it.
But! There is something very nostalgic about coming home and taking off wet clothes, drying off, and having a warm meal
But! There is something very nostalgic about coming home and taking off wet clothes, drying off, and having a warm meal
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Forgot half the line south of Bloor was closed today so I had to walk way more than expected to get to the vet. Absolutely drenched my compression stockings and was mad about it.
But! There is something very nostalgic about coming home and taking off wet clothes, drying off, and having a warm meal
But! There is something very nostalgic about coming home and taking off wet clothes, drying off, and having a warm meal
does anyone else ever get alice in wonderland syndome? I haven't had it in years but all of a sudden all my limbs feel SO much longer than usual and it is tripping me out
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
does anyone else ever get alice in wonderland syndome? I haven't had it in years but all of a sudden all my limbs feel SO much longer than usual and it is tripping me out
I think I forgot to show everyone but here is my pink christmas tree (6 feet the way men say 6 feet and mean 170cm) which has to live locked in the library away from sherlock
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I think I forgot to show everyone but here is my pink christmas tree (6 feet the way men say 6 feet and mean 170cm) which has to live locked in the library away from sherlock
I did eventually take a benadryl and a nap and my forehead allergic reaction has improved but is certainly not _gone_. I am so curious what I did last night to achieve this. I don't drink but I did do a bit of an at home spa thing last night (fancy shower)
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I did eventually take a benadryl and a nap and my forehead allergic reaction has improved but is certainly not _gone_. I am so curious what I did last night to achieve this. I don't drink but I did do a bit of an at home spa thing last night (fancy shower)
✅ wash shoes
✅ vacuum
✅ strip bed, wash, dry bedding
✅ organize pantry
✅ clear out cupboards, reorganize
✅ ditto fridge
✅ ditto freezer
✅ recycling x2
✅ garbage x2
🔲 make bed
🔲 groceries?
🔲 dollarama?
✅ vacuum
✅ strip bed, wash, dry bedding
✅ organize pantry
✅ clear out cupboards, reorganize
✅ ditto fridge
✅ ditto freezer
✅ recycling x2
✅ garbage x2
🔲 make bed
🔲 groceries?
🔲 dollarama?
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
✅ wash shoes
✅ vacuum
✅ strip bed, wash, dry bedding
✅ organize pantry
✅ clear out cupboards, reorganize
✅ ditto fridge
✅ ditto freezer
✅ recycling x2
✅ garbage x2
🔲 make bed
🔲 groceries?
🔲 dollarama?
✅ vacuum
✅ strip bed, wash, dry bedding
✅ organize pantry
✅ clear out cupboards, reorganize
✅ ditto fridge
✅ ditto freezer
✅ recycling x2
✅ garbage x2
🔲 make bed
🔲 groceries?
🔲 dollarama?
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
Work up exhausted like oh no I was so ambitious and I have, judging by Sherlock, extremely overslept!!
Bitch it was 8 am
Bitch it was 8 am
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Work up exhausted like oh no I was so ambitious and I have, judging by Sherlock, extremely overslept!!
Bitch it was 8 am
Bitch it was 8 am
Started an ill-advised pantry reorganization at 11 pm, made some progress, realized I have stuff in regular cupboards that intersects with many pantry categories and that if I am going to do this properly i have to empty every single shelf and cupboard, clean, toss, and start fresh
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Started an ill-advised pantry reorganization at 11 pm, made some progress, realized I have stuff in regular cupboards that intersects with many pantry categories and that if I am going to do this properly i have to empty every single shelf and cupboard, clean, toss, and start fresh
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
Had a series of very detailed and intense dreams but the main thing I remember was they were selling peach pink lemonade flavour blasted goldfish.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Had a series of very detailed and intense dreams but the main thing I remember was they were selling peach pink lemonade flavour blasted goldfish.
Sherlock is confused but happy because I have gone to bed(room) early, but mad because I picked her up and gave her a big hug, interrupting her routine (purr at me from her pillow, without touching)
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sherlock is confused but happy because I have gone to bed(room) early, but mad because I picked her up and gave her a big hug, interrupting her routine (purr at me from her pillow, without touching)
I am probably using it wrong but I did start using biore shower oil and my skin is so fucking moisturized and soft even as dry autumn air is upon us
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am probably using it wrong but I did start using biore shower oil and my skin is so fucking moisturized and soft even as dry autumn air is upon us
(on the subway)
(on the subway)
(on the subway)
Watson: aou!
Me: Aou!
Every human within three meters: 👀
(on the subway)
(on the subway)
Watson: aou!
Me: Aou!
Every human within three meters: 👀
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
(on the subway)
(on the subway)
(on the subway)
Watson: aou!
Me: Aou!
Every human within three meters: 👀
(on the subway)
(on the subway)
Watson: aou!
Me: Aou!
Every human within three meters: 👀
Reposted by mk 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
The ringtone they chose for mac taylor in CSI NY is so fucking ominous that it makes normal episodes feel stressful and stressful episodes feel like I am personally being attacked
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The ringtone they chose for mac taylor in CSI NY is so fucking ominous that it makes normal episodes feel stressful and stressful episodes feel like I am personally being attacked
Sherlock's hobby: jumping off the couch (where she was sitting beside me) to go to the far end of the hallway and cry
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sherlock's hobby: jumping off the couch (where she was sitting beside me) to go to the far end of the hallway and cry
I hope the NDP are fucking watching and learning
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I hope the NDP are fucking watching and learning
Step 1: Have a killer headache
Step 2: Apply topical painkiller to jaw and neck and play three straight hours of katamari on your phone
this will surely solve all my problems
Step 2: Apply topical painkiller to jaw and neck and play three straight hours of katamari on your phone
this will surely solve all my problems
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Step 1: Have a killer headache
Step 2: Apply topical painkiller to jaw and neck and play three straight hours of katamari on your phone
this will surely solve all my problems
Step 2: Apply topical painkiller to jaw and neck and play three straight hours of katamari on your phone
this will surely solve all my problems