Coworker L: THERE IS A BIRD IN MY OFFICE!!!!!!!
(1 hour passes)
Coworker M: THERE IS A BIRD IN MY OFFICE!!!

They work on different floors? Facilities is hunting birds across two buildings

Literally the first thing I said to a colleague today was about how beautiful it is and we’re so lucky to work somewhere so beautiful

I also think in an era of 8-episode seasons direct to streaming that they started pulling this BS earlier and it is a contributing factor to those shows not renewing. If you stress the fans out watching your show it's not an escape. Why watch?

This is not complicated. Stop fucking your show in season 4 with big drama. It might get new viewers for a season but it reduces the long term quality and you will lose viewers again. Shock value is not value, it’s just shock.

Original CSI drew numbers until they started fucking with the main cast of characters. Again I do not need the detectives to have arcs. They just need to consistently solve crimes!!

One of the reasons people love White Collar is because Elizabeth and Peter are solid the whole way through. Honestly, Neal’s dumb fuckery is the main detractor and you can mostly ignore that.

Murder She Wrote was great because every episode was sort of the same and the characters did not grow. They aren’t supposed to! It’s a serial about murders! The point is a new case every week not if Jessica has gotten over her husband. (She never does and that’s perfect.)

For some reason most shows in the last 10-15 years have fucked themselves in season 4+ by introducing unnecessary interpersonal drama. This is not what any of us truly want in a tv show.

I saw the family leave. Got changed super fast, booked it down there. THREE LARGE FAMILIES.

I swam anyway but god it was tough

All this to say it is lightly snowing but probably won’t stick more than a day or two until late November based on historical family farm records going back over 100 years

when I signed up with my current doctor I did not tick the epilepsy box but did write "occasional seizures" in the other field and they were like "so epilepsy" and I was like "hey I've never been diagnosed. I've just had like... three to five seizures."

idk man, this family is a cursed bloodline

(if you are a person who has seizures this can just happen. I have not had a seizure in about 20 years but you know. My brain loves to hallucinate fully sober.)

fully I think I have to lock it in the closet when I have house guests later this month

normally I would not set something like this up until december 1st but I needed to make sure it was legit and it arrived super early

Sherlock is proud of me (cuddly now the noise has stopped) but that is preventing me from taking a benadryl and seeing how that shit works

I also watched detective conan and taskmaster, and realized I am having an allergic reaction on my forehead ONLY which is fun