Dr. Zee
moon0naspoon.bsky.social
Dr. Zee
@moon0naspoon.bsky.social
Will math for cookies.

They/them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Some have claimed unfairly that Jim is not an especially bright cat, but we believe this is untrue, and that the reality is more complex. He is simply very *emotionally* intelligent.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Mentally replacing every "ChatGPT says..." or "we asked AI..." headline with "bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer."
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This sure is A Take from OpenAI.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This is fine as a legal argument in formal terms but some questions you might ask yourself in writing a brief is “what are the odds this is the argument that does it” (essentially zero here) and “what are the odds this argument makes the judge or the public mad at me” (much higher!)
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Save me from managers who look at experiment results, ignore that the p-value is ABOVE 0.5, and say "but the results are directionally trending towards X" and use that to make a decision.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Important
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Wait, how the fuck did Steve Smith worm his way back into the Aus captaincy? I thought he got a lifetime leadership ban.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Fascinated by the conclusions of this article and dYiNg at the use of ASR for "attack success rate" when ASR is already a very established industry term for Automatic Speech Recognition.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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It’s really not funny that the federal government is throwing away basic criminal procedure in a rush to indict political enemies, but it IS hilarious.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Is it milk?
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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🎵The Vengabus is coming,
And we are very cunning,
We're driving really close by,
So we can steal its WiFi,
I want to watch my TikToks,
And old Lovejoys on Britbox,
We're using all our gumption,
And saving fuel consumption🎵
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I mean there's no way this sticks BUT

It would be the funniest possible outcome if it got struck down, because California can't undo Prop 50: we're stuck with those extra seats no matter what Texas does.
Whoa: A federal court just barred Texas from using its new congressional map, drawn by the GOP to target Dems.

"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."

Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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last night at a formal event (more on this later) my work was described as “keeping the AI industry in check”

a nice lady from another table walks over & asks me: “my sister asked chatGPT how to get a pay rise & the answer boiled down to “become a man”. why did that happen & how do we fix it?”
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I Coded Without AI For 30 Days And It Was Exactly Like The Previous 5,000 Days When I Also Did That
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Finally got around to starting the latest CL Clark book (I've had it since release day but there has been no reading bandwidth recently) and the dedication page just reads "Free Palestine." ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
BUT I had icecream last night that was one scoop of pumpkin pie tiramasu flavour and one scoop of strawberry and coconut water sherbert, and it was a no-quarter battlefield of flavours in my mouth and AMAZING.

@myles-higher.bsky.social please be aware.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I've been at my current job for nearly a year now, which means the insecure dudes (and it's always a fucking dude) who feel intimidated by me being highly competent are reaching breaking point and getting more and more assholish.

I'm very tired and I just want to solve interesting puzzles in peace.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
GET READY EVERYONE IT'S ASHES SEASON
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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My "DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM