Mutant Snow Golem
@monstersnowgoon.bsky.social
He/Him
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
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Again, I know in the telling it sounds like I was on top of this situation but really, I was still just thinking, Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Again, I know in the telling it sounds like I was on top of this situation but really, I was still just thinking, Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
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I started researching an article back in April that I have yet to write. I need to update my sources since soooo much more has happened. It's about the dangers of AI. Here are the subheadings I have that all included sourced examples. Grab a drink and relax...
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I started researching an article back in April that I have yet to write. I need to update my sources since soooo much more has happened. It's about the dangers of AI. Here are the subheadings I have that all included sourced examples. Grab a drink and relax...
I have discovered that the best way to avoid family fights and drama at Thanksgiving is just to not fucking go.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I have discovered that the best way to avoid family fights and drama at Thanksgiving is just to not fucking go.
We need some sort of “ai free” certification similar to how food companies have a vegan or organic or gluten-free to help us buy shit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We need some sort of “ai free” certification similar to how food companies have a vegan or organic or gluten-free to help us buy shit.
Whew zoned out at work and I’ve been here an hour? WTF have I been doing?
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Whew zoned out at work and I’ve been here an hour? WTF have I been doing?
My dipshit boomer MAGA coworkers are listening to this fucking ai generated country song and talking about how great it is I’m in Hell, this is Hell #aisucks #Hell #wediedandareinhell #helpmetheysentmetoboomerhell
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My dipshit boomer MAGA coworkers are listening to this fucking ai generated country song and talking about how great it is I’m in Hell, this is Hell #aisucks #Hell #wediedandareinhell #helpmetheysentmetoboomerhell
Wake up with an existential crisis googling self-help tips and all the advice makes me want to throat punch a motherfucker, how’s your morning going?
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Wake up with an existential crisis googling self-help tips and all the advice makes me want to throat punch a motherfucker, how’s your morning going?
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I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”
During this rainstorm and flooding I have discovered to my pure delight that splashing through puddles in your rainboots is just as delightful now as when I was nine.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
During this rainstorm and flooding I have discovered to my pure delight that splashing through puddles in your rainboots is just as delightful now as when I was nine.
Sometimes you gotta stop and enjoy the little things in life, the crows cawing, two people enjoying a coffee date, this idiot trying to parallel park that has no goddamn spatial awareness whatsoever. Oh wow they’re trying for the spot in front of my car. Imma have to help her or buy a new bumper.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sometimes you gotta stop and enjoy the little things in life, the crows cawing, two people enjoying a coffee date, this idiot trying to parallel park that has no goddamn spatial awareness whatsoever. Oh wow they’re trying for the spot in front of my car. Imma have to help her or buy a new bumper.
I feel like every morning the world tries really hard to make me into a nihilist.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I feel like every morning the world tries really hard to make me into a nihilist.
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There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
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They can’t make threats and force you to do stuff you don’t want to do if they’re unconscious or dead.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They can’t make threats and force you to do stuff you don’t want to do if they’re unconscious or dead.
Swarm of bees moving thru the lumberyard today
October 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Swarm of bees moving thru the lumberyard today
Do I *need* a signed first edition of a book I read and loved, but haven’t read in 15 years and have no idea if it holds up as I was a different person back then and I fundamentally wonder if I would still love it if I re-read it today? It’s like 30 bucks.
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Do I *need* a signed first edition of a book I read and loved, but haven’t read in 15 years and have no idea if it holds up as I was a different person back then and I fundamentally wonder if I would still love it if I re-read it today? It’s like 30 bucks.
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I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Look, I’m 98% certain I’m not qualified (let them weed me out). But having to write 5 short essays, one on how I would advance the President’s Executive Orders & policy priorities, while govt is shutdown & more layoffs at revered depts, why would I apply?
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I couldn’t. I just couldn’t. Look, I’m 98% certain I’m not qualified (let them weed me out). But having to write 5 short essays, one on how I would advance the President’s Executive Orders & policy priorities, while govt is shutdown & more layoffs at revered depts, why would I apply?
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
The Moving Day Diaries: My plans to Do All The Things in one weekend expired in the face of pure physical inability.
The movers I hired gave me little tasks to do and I realized it was to keep me out of their way, like when a child tries to help.
I have lost the coffee. Despair prevails.
The movers I hired gave me little tasks to do and I realized it was to keep me out of their way, like when a child tries to help.
I have lost the coffee. Despair prevails.
October 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Moving Day Diaries: My plans to Do All The Things in one weekend expired in the face of pure physical inability.
The movers I hired gave me little tasks to do and I realized it was to keep me out of their way, like when a child tries to help.
I have lost the coffee. Despair prevails.
The movers I hired gave me little tasks to do and I realized it was to keep me out of their way, like when a child tries to help.
I have lost the coffee. Despair prevails.
Coworker threw an untouched slice of pizza in the trash. It was touch-and-go, but I resisted my inner raccoon and left it there even though it smelled so good…
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Coworker threw an untouched slice of pizza in the trash. It was touch-and-go, but I resisted my inner raccoon and left it there even though it smelled so good…
It’s past noon Pacific time, anybody checked in on your evangelicals? I haven’t heard of anybody floating in the sky yet so we might want to check in on your local evangelicals, see how they’re doing. #rapture
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s past noon Pacific time, anybody checked in on your evangelicals? I haven’t heard of anybody floating in the sky yet so we might want to check in on your local evangelicals, see how they’re doing. #rapture
So apparently the Rapture is happening today or tomorrow (probably tomorrow since we’re mostly through today already), and nobody’s even covering it. For shame, mainstream media.
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So apparently the Rapture is happening today or tomorrow (probably tomorrow since we’re mostly through today already), and nobody’s even covering it. For shame, mainstream media.
How’s capitulating to Trump working out for you NYT? apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump files $15B defamation lawsuit against The New York Times
The lawsuit names several articles and one book written by two of the publication’s journalists and published in the lead up to the 2024 election.
apnews.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How’s capitulating to Trump working out for you NYT? apnews.com/article/trum...
My partner and I speculating on why we were rejected from an apartment rental like
a man is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it and the word pepe silvia written on it .
ALT: a man is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it and the word pepe silvia written on it .
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My partner and I speculating on why we were rejected from an apartment rental like
Apartment hunting in a HCOL area is a great way to find yourself hating the scumbags out there. $2.2k/month for a shoebox with barely running water, you absolute scumbags…
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Apartment hunting in a HCOL area is a great way to find yourself hating the scumbags out there. $2.2k/month for a shoebox with barely running water, you absolute scumbags…