Mutant Snow Golem
monstersnowgoon.bsky.social
Mutant Snow Golem
@monstersnowgoon.bsky.social
He/Him
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
If Buckley doesn’t show up to guide her put of hell then idk
a boy and girl are jumping on a trampoline at night
Alt: a boy and girl are jumping on a trampoline at night
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Anybody else old enough to remember back in the 90’s when Madonna spent a couple weeks speaking with a British accent for no discernible reason?
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Anytime Glen Powel is walking instead of running onscreen yell out “Wrong movie, The Long Walk is next theatre down!”
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Apple’s trademark lawyer just awoke from its cave, snarling
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Unfortunately a huge amount of the viewing public never paid attention to who was cancelled and even trying to keep track of who was or wasn’t is difficult, the amount of cancelled figures was huge & disheartening. It’s easy to bring back a popular figure if his fans didn’t know he was cancelled.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
HoneyCrIIsp
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I told my family years ago that they were banned from buying me any gift that wasn’t food, I was sick of getting more crap I didn’t really want or have room for. They really didn’t like it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wolf
Pronghorn
Elk
Bison
Channel island fox (rare but easy to spot if you go to the islands, they’re constantly trying to get into your food. Cute as buttons though)
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I mean the Barclay episodes made it pretty clear that people were doing freaky sex shit in there. DS9’s Quark was basically a pimp who sold time in his Holosuites instead of using people prostitutes. I’m sure cleanup was gnarly.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
A couple of your friends dying built character.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That D-rex is hitting the mainland in the inevitable sequel Jurassic World: Afterbirth.
Honestly I’ll probably enjoy it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Semi-auto? In this house we use muskets just like the pilgrims!
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Device Hoarding” is a thing kinda like how this article is an example of “journalism”.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Subsists only on mayo? Jesus Christ we’ve found him. He’s the whitest man alive.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
$3k ice bath cooling unit? $60 kpop demon hunter pajamas? Look motherfuckers we’re in a goddamn recession and every time I’m on your fucking website you’re begging me for money, can we not pretend that this isn’t a fucking ad?
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There is no problem that woman can’t solve with her trusty gun or I guess jumper cables I don’t remember the plot of Jolt off the top of my head.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hate eating anything that gives me sticky fingers. *shudder*
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
From what? She looks like she’s got it handled.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
They’re rebooting Stranger Things? I thought Eddie killed all the demons with a wicked guitar solo, they find some new villain? I bet it’s Hop, he was always weird around Joyce. ACAB.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That’s like some shit a serial killer would say.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I went thru that thread and blocked a lot of pro sloppers it took awhile…
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Been seeking for that high again since my grandma called me a “strong boy” for carrying like six back in the day
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM