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11 year old: I don't understand people why people are into [character name redacted].
Me, hyperfixated on and extremely into [character name redacted]: Uhhhhhhh....they're tall I guess?
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans
Alt: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue jeans. It's eyes glance side to side shiftily. The stuffed monkey won't admit it publicly either, but he totally gets it
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"This fanfic is just AWFUL!"
(reads 13 more chapters)
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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*crumbles into dust*
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The wealthiest can do Sàlo level sex crimes and that's perfectly fine

But if you're queer, especially trans, into kinks and partake in sex outside of procreation, you're a degenerate and we need to expand the surveillance state so you don't do these things consensually
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Thinking about how Biden predicated his entire reelection campaign on “saving the soul of our nation” while his DOJ just sat on a mountain of evidence for three distinct Trump scandals, any of which would have put him in jail for life and feeling indescribably fine.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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'"There is no good way to say this" but to say this: AI is the antithesis of education. It is the antithesis of the future. As such, it is a kind of epistemological death, and I recognize... we have long been surrounded by such efforts; we are grieving already. And yet, we go on.'
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Smash the system into impossible to reassemble pieces
we need to bring the hammer down on wealthy and connected elites. it’s been desperately needed for a long time. regardless of party or politics.
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Well this is probably the worst thing I've ever read
When you think you've heard it all before, then along comes something even MORE shocking :

" ‘Sniper safaris’ saw rich foreigners ‘pay to shoot civilians’ in #Sarajevo, prosecutors claim "

www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Horrifying ‘sniper safaris’ saw rich foreigners ‘pay to shoot civilians’
www.independent.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Big year for Gold Star Elon Musk Haters who *never* fucking liked that bitch
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What is wrong with me what is deficient in me that makes me so ignorable and forgettable and fundamentally unimportant am I that off putting and annoying I don't know how to fix whatever it is that always leaves me alone what is wrong with me what is wrong with me what is wrong with me what is wrong
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Thanks I hate it
I don’t do intro posts but every now and then I repost the greatest images ever: HORSES WITH DOG MOUTHS.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hammer of Justice is so difficult and I'm so bad at games
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Girls (me) only want one thing and it's fucking incredible
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
These freaks who talk about empathy like it's poison- what do they want to protect in humanity if not empathy? It's literally our most redeeming trait, it's the best thing about us. What the hell is the purpose or value of a person or society devoid of empathy?
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Recently fell into a fanfic rabbit hole and the tags people use are crazy
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm sure there's a good reason my phone has been autocorrecting "like" to "Luke"
I don't even know any lukes
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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capitalism rules, I love doing extensive research any time I need to replace something because roughly 94% of all products are scam garbage
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Once you start thinking of AI as a war on humanity, on human thought, on human inquiry, on human labor, on nuance and critical thinking, it slots in pretty seamlessly with the right wing ideological project, oligarchical political projects, big tech's political projects, etc
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM