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Si(gh)
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Snark and whimsey. Still gunning for the Buddha. GenX and WokeAF. Fix your hearts or die. 📍NED/SY Borderlands, Benighted Kingdom
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Where every match is a needle match.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
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I got a random, explicit invitation to a BDSM-themed Halloween gathering; all attendees were expected to be in appropriate costumes & participate in the “festivities”. I have NO idea what gave these people the idea that I’D be interested in anything like that, but none of those bastards showed up.
“When does the human cost become too high for the building of a better machine?”
Fox Mulder, #XFiles S1E2, Deep Throat.
Current YouTube rabbit hole: poker tournaments with “Vicky” Coren.
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Hey @dailymail.co.uk we fixed your newspapers for you 💋

Lord Rothermere who owns the Daily Mail pays NO TAX in the UK.

The rest of us fund public services, he CHOSES not to. Yet we’re supposed to believe problems in the NHS are migrants’ fault? The utter cheek.
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Prince Andrew’s titles have been removed.

Good start — now let’s do the rest of them and abolish the monarchy.
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Fire in the sky this morning. Photo taken on Glastonbury Tor looking out over the Somerset levels.
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crazy how there's a country out there that's basically a theocratic dictatorship with no representative body and the president is trying to use citizens' taxes to enrich himself and his underlings are blaming the starving of millions on their ideological enemies and also that country is the usa
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When you order "friends" from wish
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
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At least none of them were infected with the Z-virus, right?

... Right?
Smokin’ ❤️‍🔥
I used a similar method to name my online advice service offering simple day-to-day suggestions for healthy, happy relationships, “Touching Tips”.
Can you imagine 300 of these fucking idiots taking their seats in parliament?

I just can’t see it happening, whatever the polls say.

But then some days I can. Those are the bad days.
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Waking up, again, to the sound of two white men on the radio arguing about whether it is ok to be made "mad" by the very sight of black and Asian people on TV. 😒
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Roses are red
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
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When the U.S. military tested their AI human-movement recognition robot on a group of Marines, all of them managed to approach it undetected. One was disguised as a fir tree; another somersaulted for 300 metres; two hid under a cardboard box and giggled the whole distance.
This is wonderful to see, I just feel it’s a forlorn hope. All the money is on the right. I just don’t see how we can break the stranglehold that the capitalist lobby has over what we euphemistically call our “democracy”.
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