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Johnson
@moarhops.bsky.social
210 followers 150 following 740 posts
Unretired keg farmer, Piper's Pub forever
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 12h
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 12h
It's only 5 of their European channels that are disappearing, not everything
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14h
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 2d
Fuck it, the timeline has spoken
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Jeff Betten @jeffbetten.bsky.social · 2d
Send to me by a friend... are any of these left-leaning musicians aware that they were talking to a scab?
Mervis is a scab pass it on
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 2d
Neighbors are ripping out their chimney and just tossing the bricks out a second floor window into a dumpster. Glenn Danzigily.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
To be fair, that should've been a bigger incentive to make a meme beer?
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
That's been around for 2 years I think, but also yes, cooked
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
I know the beer industry is completely fucked because there isn't a Labluebrew or Labrewbrew or Lastewbrew or Lapoobrew to be found on untappd
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
Are you making new merch yet or not, my hat from 10 years ago is in worse shape than yer onion buns
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
Finding Nihilist Arby's here has rejuvenated my downtrodden soul
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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 4d
The best thing about Sundays is watching young millionaires give each other pointless brain damage so idiots at a bar with $12 in the bank can hate each other because of it.

Go arbys, beat wendys. Or whatever.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
I was pumping myself up for the day
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 4d
Remember the real 5G
Good
God
Girl
Get it
toGether
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im bebop, man, so thats what you call me 🌹🔨 @beallyoucanbop.hellthread.cc · 15d
hamburger helper? you mean cheese?
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 5d
Time is a flat earth
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 5d
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 5d
"you think Lucy Lawless does the Xena War Cry when she's bouncing on it?" #CookQuotes
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robbwitmer @robbwitmer.info · 5d
some people say that Portland is burning to the ground, others say it isn’t. who’s to say what’s true or false? we’re the newspaper
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 5d
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 6d
unsolicited hick pic
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 6d
That parchment background and maroon text, soon as I see it my jaw clenches
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 6d
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 6d
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 6d
Your ai social media graphics look bad and you should feel bad
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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 8d
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 7d
Let's fuckin go. I drove through the testing grounds this year & we're trying to setup a spring contest in South Side