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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
mj12ash.bsky.social
A hit’s a hit! Good speed Robles
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Geno on!

Shania voice: let’s go boys!
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Baseball needs more chants. There’s so much chanting in fast pitch, it’s fun
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Two out rally, score score score some more!
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Cal raleeeeeeeeiiiiigghhhhhhh!!!!!
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Just finished @jessicacalarco.com ‘s book Holding It Together. It’s so good! She writes so well, her empathy for everyone she covers is clearly evident. I alternated between being near tears to being frustrated and eventually ended up hopeful (even if now maga is an impediment…I’m still hopeful)
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Who does John olerud cheer for in this series
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murray.senate.gov
Why doesn't Donald Trump remember that he was President on January 6th, 2021?
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jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)
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faineg.bsky.social
I really wouldn’t be shining lasers at helicopters if I were you. It’s illegal and could cause an aircraft to crash - and that could kill a LOT of people, in the air and on the ground.

And the ICE goons appear to be *salivating* at the chance to claim people that they arrest were doing this:
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faineg.bsky.social
someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one
mj12ash.bsky.social
Do you have to squeeze her teats or suckle to get the condiment (neither without her consent obvs)
I just want mustard on my dog, bro
sickoscommittee.org
Thinking about the condiment sow again.
mj12ash.bsky.social
My child is trying to get my spouse to look up something called “59 year old boy”. Spouse has (wisely) nixed searching for this.

(They are building a xmas list since some of my family are hoping to beat tariffs by ordering early. It’s a typo or mislabeled but it has intrigued the child)
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pnsn1.bsky.social
You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment
Seismogram showing ground motion at T-Mobile Park for game-winning single by Seattle Mariner Jorge Polanco, JP Crawford scores! MLB poster for PostSEAson 2025 that reads Seis the Moment with a small seismogram between the Seis and the The.  Has website for PNSN seismograms of the game. mariners.pnsn.org
mj12ash.bsky.social
I thought I was going to get home stupid late after most likely losing a double header in beer league softball

But the best team in the league forfeited to us bc they were all going to this game

And now I am wondering if that world have been an earlier night than this
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I am streaming the radio broadcast* and fucking around on social media tyvm
* it’s weirdly more exciting than watching for me? plus there are no ads for ice
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I mean some of them make me wish for eye bleach, but brava nonetheless
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You are an artist and this thread has been filled with amazing phrases, thank u
mj12ash.bsky.social
listening to the mariners in extra innings is bringing back memories of 95 though the true experience would involve the game abruptly cutting to footage of the moon, because they were broadcast on a channel that automatically switched to the NASA channel after 3 hr