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Courier/ Writer/Aspiring Filmmaker/Screenwriter / Local SEO/ DIY Enthusiast / Pool 🦈 / Eater of Knowledge / Twitch Fan / Lover of 📚 / Gamer / Tabletop Gamer / Anime Fan / Graphic Novel Reader / 🏀 Fan Joseph Wylie ♈️ Single 44 | Dallas, TX
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
Art.
A portrait of Wednesday Addams based on a derivation of the Thanksgiving play scene from the 1993 film Addams Family Values.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 10h
Dallas Cowboys lost again.

Again.
a man in a suit and tie with the words wow again on his face
Alt: a man in a suit and tie with the words wow again on his face
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16h
A few days after the presidential election one year ago, we went to Fordham Road in the Bronx.

It was a little different last week.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 22h
Just brought some groceries today. The vibe there is ominous. That's not a feeling you're supposed to have when you're buying groceries. Ever.
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Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 22h
Stephen Colbert on the End of The Late Show www.gq.com/story/stephe...
Stephen Colbert on the End of The Late Show
In an exclusive exit interview, the late night host reflects on how he learned about the cancellation of The Late Show, how he plans to make the most of the rest of his time in the seat, and what he’l...
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 2d
Sarcastic Tone: I love Daylight Saving Time.
a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .
Alt: Tom Cat is using tape to keep his eyes open due to lack of sleep.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens.
Screengrab of an retro 80's style arcade in Japan.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
Art.
A portrait of Wednesday Addams based on a derivation of the Thanksgiving play scene from the 1993 film Addams Family Values.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
Just arrived at the Halloween party at Love Field. So far, I feel...
Walks In Mad Angry GIF
Alt: Man walks into a lobby with flashing cameras. We see that the guy is a little lost.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
And we have video of me voicing as The Front Man. I purchased a voice changer. I'm not speaking in Korean, but I do dole out the coldest line of the show.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
And now it's complete. My Halloween 2025 costume. Player 001 of Squid Game Season 2. I even have The Front Man mask on.
The main character dressed as Player 001 of Squid Game. The main character dressed as Player 001/The Front Man from Squid Game Season 2.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 3d
It's Halloween. A preview of my latest costume.
The main character is holding a Squid Game Front Man mask.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah. Who's gonna explain to these new arrivals that they needed to read the fine print?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4d
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 4d
Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon
A bunny on a gray, rainy day looks down a storm drain, where a clown bunny with a red nose and ears looks out at him from below. It is a bunny Pennywise, from the Stephen King novel, and it offers the other bunny a red balloon through the grate on the drain
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Des Walsh @deswalsh.bsky.social · 4d
I would watch several seasons of this!
Barren Planet (Full Episode) - Sopranos: The Next Generation (Star Trek Sopranos crossover edit)
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 4d
Fuck Xbox.

Opps. Did I just say the quiet part loud or just said what everyone else was already thinking?
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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 5d
This movie is the reason why I like horror films because I was young like 😮😮
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 4d
NEW: ICE is planning to build a shadow deportation network in Texas. A proposal outlines a 24/7 transport operation run by armed contractors—turning Texas into the logistical backbone of an industrialized deportation machine.

My latest @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...
Early planning documents reviewed by WIRED describe a statewide transport grid designed for steady detainee transfers across Texas, with ICE estimating each trip to average 100 miles. Every county would have its own small, around-the-clock team of contractors collecting immigrants from local authorities deputized by ICE. It is a subtle transfer of the physical custody process into the hands of a private security firm—authorized to carry firearms and perform transport duties “in any and all local, county, state, and ICE locations.”
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 4d
How did one former political hopeful go to helping Russian Neo-Nazi group Rusich sell its online merch? Listen in to researcher Youri van der Weide as he goes behind the scenes of his latest investigation. Exclusive to Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/how-fo...
How a Former Political Hopeful Helps Russian Neo-Nazi Group Rusich Sell Its Online Merch | Bellingcat
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 4d
Announcer on speaker: Clean-up on aisle Nein.
The leftwing defense of Graham Platner is rooted in a false Democratic vision | Moira Donegan
Tolerance for behavior like Platner’s is tied to a wrongheaded theory of the male working class. Zohran Mamdani illustrates a different path
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 5d
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One of my best friends ran with 1%’s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let’s move on.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 4d
What the fuck is going on at Addison, TX of all places???
New homeowner finds dead body in house purchased at a property auction, Addison police say
The Dallas County Medical Examiner's Office is working to determine the cause of death.
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Boaty McBoatface ⛴️ @misterwylie.bsky.social · 5d
If I had to guess, both Road House movie sequels will bomb. The behind the scenes feuding is way too messy.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 5d
What if Mortal Kombat had Win Victory and Continue screens like Street Fighter 2? This time featuring Sheeva and Stryker! Thanks to my bro @blondetanamobay.bsky.social for helping me animate this.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 7d
1. Before the No Kings demonstrations two weekends ago, I suggested that the shutdown of the government would look different afterward.
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