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Wanderluster by 💓. 2x Chicago marathon finisher '18 &'22. Rescuer of the lone grocery store banana. Cubs. Swearing. I drink places.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There's also a brewery right across from the stop.
Willow Springs has got to be the single most-desired stop that Metra does not currently service on weekends! Desirable for hikers & mountain bikers going to Palos, and people that want a connection to the I & M trail, which you can take to Joliet or all the way to Starved Rock!
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I can literally feel the stress in my abdomen/torso. The cortisol is working overtime.
Layoffs have started today at work. So far I've lost two direct co-workers (one being my boss) and two others were associates I've worked with in the past. We were told this was coming. We didn't know exactly when or who. Not enough anxiety meds in the world for me today.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Our next Keep the Glass night is doubling as a “Not at Your Office, Office Holiday Party” on Thursday, December 11th at Mousetrap. Event starts at 5pm.

This time around we’ll be doing things a little different with this new “Work is Stupid” Irish Coffee Mug.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Layoffs have started today at work. So far I've lost two direct co-workers (one being my boss) and two others were associates I've worked with in the past. We were told this was coming. We didn't know exactly when or who. Not enough anxiety meds in the world for me today.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Taking a break from Christmas shopping. I'm starting to look more and more like my mom. 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bring back internet cafes.
anyway, America needs a version of those places where you just pay a fee at the door and then can hang out as long as you want using their amenities
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I would die for this dog.
first holiday season after rescuing my dog, i got to thinking about whether or not she’d seen christmas movies before so i showed her some and here are her reactions: thread
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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It’s Thanksgiving-eve in Chicago and it’s snowing with cold settling in for at least a week — likely longer. In a few days Chicago’s sidewalks will be a mix of snow, ice, and slush. This will make it hard for anyone to get around, it’ll be nearly impossible for disabled people, seniors, and others.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I am most angry about Northwestern because their city and their community pushed back and has been fighting overreaching fascism

And they just PAID for give in
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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More cowardly bending of the knee from another US institution who should be showing that they would win in court against a government seemingly made up of the worst “lawyers” in the country.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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If Frank is willing to do this, just imagine the drivel that others are willing to cook up.

This is not in any way okay, and we need to be extremely vigilant — and we need to shame early, often, and loudly when we see it.
We are really entering a new era of not being able to trust any image posted online, and it’s very important that we all are highly suspect of everything we see.

Folks like @frankcalabrese.bsky.social are already using Google’s latest models to post political AI slop and it’s fooling everyone.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Never.
curious at what age one is supposed to be able to read/say the word 'spatchcock' without giggling

it sure as hell ain't 41 (or any of the preceding years)
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I didn't want to run your stupid race anyway. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Refreshing my email like.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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One of Chicago’s great bookstores.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tomorrow we find out if our team gets into the Berlin Marathon. That's all.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The blood of the two National Guards men are on the hands of the President and the Gov. Of WV.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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This Thanksgiving we are so grateful that we get to know turkeys in ways that most people don't. Here are ten awesome things we love about turkeys! 🦃

1. Their gorgeous plumage. Most people think turkeys are just "brown" but their feathers have beautiful patterns, colors, and iridescence!
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Pedestrians suffered highest number of hit-and-run crashes, 42% of them. In 64% of pedestrian fatality cases, the driver was piloting a larger vehicle such as an SUV, pickup truck, or van. IDOT-controlled roads remain among the most dangerous. chi.streetsblog.org/2025/11/25/k...
Key findings from CDOT's annual Chicago Traffic Crashes report - Streetsblog Chicago
The Chicago Department of Transportation’s recently released annual Chicago Traffic Crashes report looks at data from the past several years and discusses the agency’s plan of action to reduce prevent...
chi.streetsblog.org
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM