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It's Matty!

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24. He/him. 🔞 Destined for late-night talk radio. I love da movies and games. I tolerate da comics. https://linktr.ee/militechmatty Pfp: nicolla.bsky.social

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · Jan 12

"Coop, they say that love makes the world go round. Makes people who need people the luckiest people in the world."

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5h

MOVIE: MAGNOLIA

🎥: PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 8h

The virgin "I'm a fool to do your dirty work" Steely Dan vs the chad "let me be the fool, fool, fool who will live and die for you" Battle Tapes

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 13h

ALWAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO CORRECT AND BASED

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d

Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but...

1) The customer is always wrong

2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 13h

TRUTH ORBITAL STRIKE

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Elizabeth 🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 13h

*cough* larian *cough*

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 1d

MOVIE: EYES WIDE SHUT

🎥: STANLEY KUBRICK

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 1d

GOT THAT SHIT ONNNN

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 2d

Been playing Predator: Hunting Grounds since I got ps plus to play Helldivers and just doing private matches by myself, it's honestly a pretty nice, if boring, single player game instead of a multiplayer game that, like, actively sucks

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 2d

Yeahhh but I'm the specialest guy!

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 2d

I desire her carnally

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 2d

Elizabeth Malqir could solo that easily

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 3d

YEAAAHH

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 4d

5 glorious minutes I got to live in a world with a Greg Rucka Zatanna book before I was cruelly kneecapped 😔

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 4d

Oh Jessa no I am so sorry to hear this :(((

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 4d

I squeeze your waist and kiss your cheek and end my turn

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5d

It will be like the Indiana Jones scene. It will be like meeting Harley in Arkham City. Flips and tumbles towards Zee in an attempt to catch her off guard with a sneaky acrobatic kick. Zatanna proceeds to smite her with ten billion lightning bolt attack. And Harley will still win.

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5d

Harley Quinn vs. Zatanna. Allow me a moment to get the laughter out of my system. No really this is too good actually. Not a doubt in my mind Harley will be declared winner for starters. Of course she will Zatanna is the clear choice to win, so she has to lose for "drama". Incredible.

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5d

Disappointed that it turns out he wasn't on the Zatanna book but I personally cannot wait to see how he's gonna exploit this opportunity to write Renee again it is my favourite running bit

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It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5d

She is three apples tall

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5d

According to the PA announcement I just heard at work, it is Soup Saturday

It's Matty! @militechmatty.bsky.social · 5d

What if I ask really really really nicely

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the art devil @theartdevil.bsky.social · 7d

just heard northernlion say "I could honk the shit out of a shoo right now" and that just goes to show why everyone should study linguistics because the fact that that phrase is entirely coherent is FASCINATING

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Lena @ NYCC @ohvalkyrie.bsky.social · 5d

I didn’t post her here!

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Lena @ NYCC @ohvalkyrie.bsky.social · 5d

Marvel red serie ❤️‍🔥

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