Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD
@mildcuthbert.bsky.social
Upstanding citizen of the internet
Thinking of moving to the beautiful outer outer Melbourne suburb of Glen Morpheus. It's a new suburb out west that has 40 metres of footpath, no shops, schools or bus links and all the houses are black cubes clustered on a treeless, concrete floodplain. Also you can't afford to live there.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Thinking of moving to the beautiful outer outer Melbourne suburb of Glen Morpheus. It's a new suburb out west that has 40 metres of footpath, no shops, schools or bus links and all the houses are black cubes clustered on a treeless, concrete floodplain. Also you can't afford to live there.
You can see freight, V-line and metro trains from my new gym's upper level while you're working out. Expecting a generation of jacked gunzels to develop shortly.
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
You can see freight, V-line and metro trains from my new gym's upper level while you're working out. Expecting a generation of jacked gunzels to develop shortly.
Hi it's Galador the Honest here from Wizard Realtors. Last time we spoke you were in the market for a 3-storey tower with an antechamber and built-in orb? Well we have a great property that's just come on the market in the Shrouded Marshes - yes I know the area's reputation but listen, it's Elvish.
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Hi it's Galador the Honest here from Wizard Realtors. Last time we spoke you were in the market for a 3-storey tower with an antechamber and built-in orb? Well we have a great property that's just come on the market in the Shrouded Marshes - yes I know the area's reputation but listen, it's Elvish.
We have a saying in my village: Don't piss where you shit. We have a saying in my inner-Melbourne suburb: Don't peel betroot in your wedding dress. We have a saying in my decaying empire's former capital: Today's warlord is tomorrow's emperor.
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
We have a saying in my village: Don't piss where you shit. We have a saying in my inner-Melbourne suburb: Don't peel betroot in your wedding dress. We have a saying in my decaying empire's former capital: Today's warlord is tomorrow's emperor.
Go to bed, my son. He won't go to bed.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Go to bed, my son. He won't go to bed.
We've never cancelled a single Hot Soup and a Mid-Afternoon Run No Hats Allowed event and today will be no different. Bring your dog!
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
We've never cancelled a single Hot Soup and a Mid-Afternoon Run No Hats Allowed event and today will be no different. Bring your dog!
Not sure what I clicked on when I downloaded a couple of apps recently but I started getting ads in my dreams telling me to invest my retirement savings in "super hot" unregistered Chinese ETFs. Honestly this stuff seems so much more compelling when you're asleep.
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Not sure what I clicked on when I downloaded a couple of apps recently but I started getting ads in my dreams telling me to invest my retirement savings in "super hot" unregistered Chinese ETFs. Honestly this stuff seems so much more compelling when you're asleep.
After six or seven pints I created the beer that makes you smart. But upon waking hungover I discovered it was all a drunkard's dream and I was left stupider than when I began.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
After six or seven pints I created the beer that makes you smart. But upon waking hungover I discovered it was all a drunkard's dream and I was left stupider than when I began.
"Ooh ah witcher, fight me like a ma-AAARGH!"
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Ooh ah witcher, fight me like a ma-AAARGH!"
It's my first day as an international lawyer. My laptop doesn't have a charger, there's no desk or office and my boss died six months ago.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's my first day as an international lawyer. My laptop doesn't have a charger, there's no desk or office and my boss died six months ago.
Hello my friends
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Hello my friends
Every podcast I listen to runs ads for dick pills. What do they know that I don't?
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Every podcast I listen to runs ads for dick pills. What do they know that I don't?
Reposted by Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD
The most popular game in the world right now is a sequel to smash hit 2017 title from an Adelaide-based 3-man game studio.
Despite this success, it's barely acknowledged in Australian media? Here's a good newsletter questioning why that's the case.
Despite this success, it's barely acknowledged in Australian media? Here's a good newsletter questioning why that's the case.
Why the world’s eyes are on Team Cherry, a small Adelaide-based game developer
Despite attention firmly focused on the Los Angeles' Summer Game Fest this week, many are gazing south for more details on Hollow Knight: Silksong.
infinitelives.substack.com
September 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The most popular game in the world right now is a sequel to smash hit 2017 title from an Adelaide-based 3-man game studio.
Despite this success, it's barely acknowledged in Australian media? Here's a good newsletter questioning why that's the case.
Despite this success, it's barely acknowledged in Australian media? Here's a good newsletter questioning why that's the case.
Reposted by Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD
I have tried my very hardest to make this read about Indonesia's last 48 hours as accessible and easy to digest as possible. The goal here is that there is NO assumed knowledge (except for Jokowi, i think I always assume him sorry)
darimulut.substack.com/p/indonesia-...
darimulut.substack.com/p/indonesia-...
🇮🇩 Indonesia shakes as protests turn to police violence and death
There's no coming back from this one
darimulut.substack.com
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I have tried my very hardest to make this read about Indonesia's last 48 hours as accessible and easy to digest as possible. The goal here is that there is NO assumed knowledge (except for Jokowi, i think I always assume him sorry)
darimulut.substack.com/p/indonesia-...
darimulut.substack.com/p/indonesia-...
Did some extra work yesterday and I'm going to mark it live today while taking it easy. It's the Friday gambit. What's that? You work a real job that doesn't let you fuck around like that? Do you want a pat on the back for choosing the hard road? Do you still wash your clothes in the river?
August 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Did some extra work yesterday and I'm going to mark it live today while taking it easy. It's the Friday gambit. What's that? You work a real job that doesn't let you fuck around like that? Do you want a pat on the back for choosing the hard road? Do you still wash your clothes in the river?
Opened this app for the first time in a week and immediately saw this post. Might try again in another week.
August 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Opened this app for the first time in a week and immediately saw this post. Might try again in another week.
Reposted by Dr. Glenn Goblins PhD
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
August 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
You never see me at the club? How come I never see you at the merchant in Resident Evil 4?
July 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You never see me at the club? How come I never see you at the merchant in Resident Evil 4?
Hate dot com's Stop the Hate campaign chair resigns after hate-filled rant to staff at Hate HQ goes viral
July 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hate dot com's Stop the Hate campaign chair resigns after hate-filled rant to staff at Hate HQ goes viral
acoustic versions at the end of Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2009 album It's Blitz! ♥️
July 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
acoustic versions at the end of Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2009 album It's Blitz! ♥️
I log on here and see people named shit like Mama Bear Democrat and the DC Snarkologist shouting at trans people to vote for a guy who hates them, and isn't currently running, in an election that isn't actually happening yet
July 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I log on here and see people named shit like Mama Bear Democrat and the DC Snarkologist shouting at trans people to vote for a guy who hates them, and isn't currently running, in an election that isn't actually happening yet
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once again I am telling you, without equivocation, do not let people you care about join the ADF.
This weapon that has been fired by decades of Australian soldiers may have been causing damage to their brains from blast waves.
This weapon can blow up a tank. Soldiers firing it are suffering brain injuries
This weapon that has been fired by decades of Australian soldiers may have been causing damage to their brains from blast waves.
www.abc.net.au
July 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
once again I am telling you, without equivocation, do not let people you care about join the ADF.
Putting an event in my work calendar that just says "Goblins, real?" to confuse calendar snoopers, that most detestable of workplace gossip practices, of which I am something of an aficionado.
July 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Putting an event in my work calendar that just says "Goblins, real?" to confuse calendar snoopers, that most detestable of workplace gossip practices, of which I am something of an aficionado.
Still thinking about that Chinese robot running down a hill dressed like swag Mark Zuckerberg
July 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Still thinking about that Chinese robot running down a hill dressed like swag Mark Zuckerberg