@pftompkins.bsky.social This is a reminder to record new numbers for the Best of Comedy Bang! Bang! And as a queer person with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, I feel seen! Thank you for being an ally when we need it most. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐉

Happy Mother's Day blah blah blah LOOKATTHIS!
Ten minute sizzle reel for Kung Fury 2 and I could not be happier in this moment. Just tell me where to send money and hook it up to my veins!
youtu.be/sDD6izSZInw?...

Beaming at the flight attendants and conspicuously turning my phone to airplane mode the SECOND that the boarding door is closed. Desperate for someone to notice what a good boy I am being.

Not only did Last Week Tonight have a nice tribute to George last night, they also made fun of my hometown eyesore.

Thanks John Oliver!!!

Are we not angry enough

This is how it is.

こうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆

Guy who didn't pay attention on the Jurassic Park intro tour: "Excuse me, sorry if someone already asked this but did you spare any expense?"