Michael Knight
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When supermarkets give you the option to round up your shopping "for charity" they are using your donation as a tax write-off. Just donate directly instead.
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
When supermarkets give you the option to round up your shopping "for charity" they are using your donation as a tax write-off. Just donate directly instead.
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The reason people send their kids to private school is not to get the highest grades, as there are cheaper ways to achieve the same outcomes. The real reason is to either enter into or cement their place in a more exalted social network.
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The reason people send their kids to private school is not to get the highest grades, as there are cheaper ways to achieve the same outcomes. The real reason is to either enter into or cement their place in a more exalted social network.
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Bittorrent is by far the fastest and most efficient way of sharing large files over the internet. It's a shame its use has been largely confined to pirating media.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Bittorrent is by far the fastest and most efficient way of sharing large files over the internet. It's a shame its use has been largely confined to pirating media.
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Dido was actually pretty good. She had a lovely voice.
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dido was actually pretty good. She had a lovely voice.
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Stranger Things should have ended after one season.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Stranger Things should have ended after one season.
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Whenever you get a new job in a corporate setting, one of the very first things you need to do is dig up as much dirt as possible on the company upper management and executives. This will serve as your insurance, making you impossible to sack or be made redundant.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Whenever you get a new job in a corporate setting, one of the very first things you need to do is dig up as much dirt as possible on the company upper management and executives. This will serve as your insurance, making you impossible to sack or be made redundant.
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Fabric sofas are superior to leather sofas.
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fabric sofas are superior to leather sofas.
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Kit-Kat and Twix should do a collaboration and make a Twix-Kat bar.
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Kit-Kat and Twix should do a collaboration and make a Twix-Kat bar.
So very true
Offline single-player story mode is much better than any kind of online play.
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So very true
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Offline single-player story mode is much better than any kind of online play.
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Offline single-player story mode is much better than any kind of online play.
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Older Brad Pitt is a better actor than younger Brad Pitt.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Older Brad Pitt is a better actor than younger Brad Pitt.
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I just realized I'm old. I like making soup and watching birds outside. I'm a 43-year-old man.
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I just realized I'm old. I like making soup and watching birds outside. I'm a 43-year-old man.
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Nothing has radicalised me more than seeing how the government completely elimimated homelessness during the pandemic and yet after it was done we were right back to pretending it was impossible.
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Nothing has radicalised me more than seeing how the government completely elimimated homelessness during the pandemic and yet after it was done we were right back to pretending it was impossible.
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Microsoft should have two versions of the desktop operating systems. One with all the AI bullshit that the hard of thinking can froth themselves blind over, and another which is just bare-bones that lets the rest of us run all the applications we need without constant annoyances.
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Microsoft should have two versions of the desktop operating systems. One with all the AI bullshit that the hard of thinking can froth themselves blind over, and another which is just bare-bones that lets the rest of us run all the applications we need without constant annoyances.
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I think Tom Cruise has a future as an actor. If he stopped making Hollywood action film schlock, he has potential to be a serious actor in quality films.
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I think Tom Cruise has a future as an actor. If he stopped making Hollywood action film schlock, he has potential to be a serious actor in quality films.
So very true
During winter months, there is no greater joy than warming your undies and socks on the radiator before putting them on.
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
So very true
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More people should have a fire extinguisher at home. Especially if they have hobbies that might increase the risk of a fire. They start at about £20, and if you need one of the more expensive ones, they're only £70ish. Buy a bloody fire extinguisher.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
More people should have a fire extinguisher at home. Especially if they have hobbies that might increase the risk of a fire. They start at about £20, and if you need one of the more expensive ones, they're only £70ish. Buy a bloody fire extinguisher.
Same goes for coffee
A small cup of tea is 568ml. Anything less than that is only fit for a dolly's tea party. Adults need proper hydration.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Same goes for coffee
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Smokers/vapists who complain about having to go outside when it's cold should consider not smoking/vaping as an alternative.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Smokers/vapists who complain about having to go outside when it's cold should consider not smoking/vaping as an alternative.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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If you move house and "forget" to take your pet with you, your entire genetic line should be wiped out of existence
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you move house and "forget" to take your pet with you, your entire genetic line should be wiped out of existence
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Fingering my pussy until I cum 💦
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December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fingering my pussy until I cum 💦
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December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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