Mike G
@mikeginmd.bsky.social
Developer by day. Golf betting and DFS the rest of the time.
Idealist. Jealous of people who write good.
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Idealist. Jealous of people who write good.
Bots: https://bsky.app/profile/mikeginmd.bsky.social/post/3kkrvfnslkw2a
Heard this Sherrone stuff is even crazier than I imagined. An ever-developing story.
Of course my source is a rabid Buckeyes fan so take it with a rock of Gibraltar sized salt granule.
Of course my source is a rabid Buckeyes fan so take it with a rock of Gibraltar sized salt granule.
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Heard this Sherrone stuff is even crazier than I imagined. An ever-developing story.
Of course my source is a rabid Buckeyes fan so take it with a rock of Gibraltar sized salt granule.
Of course my source is a rabid Buckeyes fan so take it with a rock of Gibraltar sized salt granule.
This is where i am. Gnash your teeth and pretend otherwise if you want.
would another month (or two) of shutdown have caused republicans to blink on ACA subsidies? no - that's about as close to an objective answer as you can get to a speculative question, based on the evidence we have. you have to extrapolate from there.
Yes- while I’m not a dispassionate observer here, the minute they didn’t blink at the NJ and VA outcomes was the moment we had to start making our own off ramp.
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is where i am. Gnash your teeth and pretend otherwise if you want.
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I hate that we have to explain this every year: The TIME "Person of the Year" award is specifically for the BEST person of the year, it means the editors of TIME think this person is objectively better than all other people, that it is their favorite person who they 100% support
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I hate that we have to explain this every year: The TIME "Person of the Year" award is specifically for the BEST person of the year, it means the editors of TIME think this person is objectively better than all other people, that it is their favorite person who they 100% support
Files is now called Shared
IYKYK
IYKYK
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Files is now called Shared
IYKYK
IYKYK
Pro tip: your relationship should not get the police called on you
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Pro tip: your relationship should not get the police called on you
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The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious
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…so how many of those new coach hires are definitely signed in ink right now? Think they’re all double checking?
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
…so how many of those new coach hires are definitely signed in ink right now? Think they’re all double checking?
We already have smoothie bars
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We already have smoothie bars
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People at work who “want to get this done by year end” vs everyone else
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
People at work who “want to get this done by year end” vs everyone else
Now that my rage tank is topped up, time to log on and do some work
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Now that my rage tank is topped up, time to log on and do some work
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We're winning back the dumb guys, it's so over for Republicans politicalwire.com/2025/12/09/d...
Democrats Flip Miami Mayor’s Race
Eileen Higgins (D) defeated Trump-backed opponent Emilio González (R) in Tuesday night’s runoff for Miami mayor, the Miami Herald reports. Although the race is technically non-partisan, Higgins is the...
politicalwire.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We're winning back the dumb guys, it's so over for Republicans politicalwire.com/2025/12/09/d...
Hockey needs to make a choice: either 4 lines who each skate for a minute at a time OR TWO(!) 20 minute(!!) intermissions each game. If you’re skating around for 1 out of every 4 minutes, you don’t need 40 minutes of recovery time
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hockey needs to make a choice: either 4 lines who each skate for a minute at a time OR TWO(!) 20 minute(!!) intermissions each game. If you’re skating around for 1 out of every 4 minutes, you don’t need 40 minutes of recovery time
Alright that’s pretty cool
MAJOR BREAKING: Eileen Higgins will win the Miami mayoral runoff election, becoming the first Democrat to serve as mayor of the city in nearly 30 years, Decision Desk HQ projects.
The Republican candidate won the mayoral race in 2021 by 67 points.
The Republican candidate won the mayoral race in 2021 by 67 points.
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Alright that’s pretty cool
Knock it off, fembots.
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Knock it off, fembots.
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So the colts run a high school offense?
@AdamSchefter retweeted
@JJWatt Fun Fact learned in production meetings:
Philip Rivers ran the same offense as the Colts for his son Gunnar’s HS team this season.
He and Shane Steichen spoke weekly about it, discussing plays and even film.
So familiarity with the scheme should be no problem
@JJWatt Fun Fact learned in production meetings:
Philip Rivers ran the same offense as the Colts for his son Gunnar’s HS team this season.
He and Shane Steichen spoke weekly about it, discussing plays and even film.
So familiarity with the scheme should be no problem
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So the colts run a high school offense?
I gotta disable video autoplay
Portnoy employs a legion of giant babies who make gobs of cash by throwing genuinely unnerving temper tantrums while also claiming they represent How Real Men Behave.
This is one Barstool personality's response to the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. Normal stuff. Definitely not a (literal) freak show
This is one Barstool personality's response to the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. Normal stuff. Definitely not a (literal) freak show
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I gotta disable video autoplay
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If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
Give me all the preservatives
The most important thing I learned in college was when I went grocery shopping for myself and bought the fancy all-natural bread with "no preservatives," as to avoid the chemicals that had poisoned the last generation, then was shocked that 48 hours later it was covered in mold
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Give me all the preservatives
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
Kick it before you can turn it over
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Kick it before you can turn it over
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
Pour one out for the guys who are really just mad at the draft industrial complex
Kevin Stefanski: Shedeur Sanders will start for the rest of the season.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Kevin Stefanski: Shedeur Sanders will start for the rest of the season
After throwing for 364 yards and accounting for four touchdowns on Sunday, Sanders will stay on as Cleveland's QB1.
www.nbcsports.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Pour one out for the guys who are really just mad at the draft industrial complex
Nick Sirianni heading to the library for study hall
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Nick Sirianni heading to the library for study hall
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Tell me the most demented thing that has to happen in MNF for you to make your fantasy playoffs. I want to root on your behalf for 6 touchdowns from some backup tight end. Give me some stakes.
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Tell me the most demented thing that has to happen in MNF for you to make your fantasy playoffs. I want to root on your behalf for 6 touchdowns from some backup tight end. Give me some stakes.