Mike Bender ✊❌👑
@mikebendervo.bsky.social
Your favorite voice actor! Retired USAF MSgt, TX antifascist & ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I *block* magatrolls & redhats, cryptobros & muskrats, jeezoids, wastoids, woowoos, weeaboos, ghosters, gamers, gamblers, Gambians, OF “models” & AI “art”
#ChingaLaMigra #BLM #NoKings
I *block* magatrolls & redhats, cryptobros & muskrats, jeezoids, wastoids, woowoos, weeaboos, ghosters, gamers, gamblers, Gambians, OF “models” & AI “art”
#ChingaLaMigra #BLM #NoKings
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Mike Bender ✊❌👑
@mikebendervo.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Some things I believe:
Free speech is good.
Education is good.
Vaccines are good.
Nazis are bad.
Guns kill.
Black lives matter.
Women's lives matter.
LGBTQIA+ lives matter.
Immigrants make America great.
The rich should pay their share.
Government must serve the people.
I am ANTIFA 👊🇺🇸🔥
Free speech is good.
Education is good.
Vaccines are good.
Nazis are bad.
Guns kill.
Black lives matter.
Women's lives matter.
LGBTQIA+ lives matter.
Immigrants make America great.
The rich should pay their share.
Government must serve the people.
I am ANTIFA 👊🇺🇸🔥
As an audiobook narrator, I completely endorse this idea. And short sentences are better than long ones 🤓
Hot tip for writers.
when the ms is perfected, record it (as for an audio book).
Am recording my new book + surprised at how easy it is to pick out the prose clunkers.*
Next time, I will record book before I publish print.
*Yes, I read it aloud. But *listening* is different.
when the ms is perfected, record it (as for an audio book).
Am recording my new book + surprised at how easy it is to pick out the prose clunkers.*
Next time, I will record book before I publish print.
*Yes, I read it aloud. But *listening* is different.
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As an audiobook narrator, I completely endorse this idea. And short sentences are better than long ones 🤓
Slight spoiler alert for the show Alien: Earth 🤫
Watching the episode where one of the robot children is convinced she's pregnant, I immediately flashed back to this old sketch from the Secret Policeman's Other Ball. Weird how the mind works, innit? 🤣
(Watch on YouTube 🧐)
youtu.be/NtAGwqibKHc
Watching the episode where one of the robot children is convinced she's pregnant, I immediately flashed back to this old sketch from the Secret Policeman's Other Ball. Weird how the mind works, innit? 🤣
(Watch on YouTube 🧐)
youtu.be/NtAGwqibKHc
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Slight spoiler alert for the show Alien: Earth 🤫
Watching the episode where one of the robot children is convinced she's pregnant, I immediately flashed back to this old sketch from the Secret Policeman's Other Ball. Weird how the mind works, innit? 🤣
(Watch on YouTube 🧐)
youtu.be/NtAGwqibKHc
Watching the episode where one of the robot children is convinced she's pregnant, I immediately flashed back to this old sketch from the Secret Policeman's Other Ball. Weird how the mind works, innit? 🤣
(Watch on YouTube 🧐)
youtu.be/NtAGwqibKHc
I want to get a new shower curtain, but I'm boycotting Amazon. I stumbled upon this collection based on classic works of art. They're a bit too expensive, but damn if I don't want 'em all 😅
fineartamerica.com/profiles/mas...
fineartamerica.com/profiles/mas...
fineartamerica.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I want to get a new shower curtain, but I'm boycotting Amazon. I stumbled upon this collection based on classic works of art. They're a bit too expensive, but damn if I don't want 'em all 😅
fineartamerica.com/profiles/mas...
fineartamerica.com/profiles/mas...
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Tr*mp decorating the Oval Office 😜
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Tr*mp decorating the Oval Office 😜
I did a double-take at Burlington Coat Factory today when I discovered that the Spanish word for panties is calzones. I don't quite know what to do with that information 😵
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I did a double-take at Burlington Coat Factory today when I discovered that the Spanish word for panties is calzones. I don't quite know what to do with that information 😵
Tr*mp genuinely believes he is adorable. I almost feel sorry for him here. Almost 🧐
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Tr*mp genuinely believes he is adorable. I almost feel sorry for him here. Almost 🧐
Put my last About Face sticker in a bathroom stall at Lackland 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Put my last About Face sticker in a bathroom stall at Lackland 🫡
SNART 🏳️⚧️🤣
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
SNART 🏳️⚧️🤣
Though I may not live to see it, I believe a better day will come. The kids are all right 🤓
Mockler: Young people are having trouble accumulating capital in the form of housing or in the form of investing. And due to that, you see a lot of younger people turning against the system. We're not loyal to a system that hasn't been loyal to us.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Though I may not live to see it, I believe a better day will come. The kids are all right 🤓
Behold the Lackland AFB Finance Office lobby in all its mid-century glory 🤓
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Behold the Lackland AFB Finance Office lobby in all its mid-century glory 🤓
This is a perfect illustration of the kind of white privilege that most of us never notice. But once you do, you can't unsee it 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is a perfect illustration of the kind of white privilege that most of us never notice. But once you do, you can't unsee it 🤔
Full disclosure: I've been taking GLP-1s for nearly two years. I'm also a pet lover. But this is refuckingdiculous 🧐
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Full disclosure: I've been taking GLP-1s for nearly two years. I'm also a pet lover. But this is refuckingdiculous 🧐
This is the first time I've seen Tr*mp's official portrait in the wild. The fact that the American flag is nowhere to be seen in the image tells you everything you need to know 🧐
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the first time I've seen Tr*mp's official portrait in the wild. The fact that the American flag is nowhere to be seen in the image tells you everything you need to know 🧐
As an atheist, I approve this message 👍
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
As an atheist, I approve this message 👍
I use this joke all the time 😅
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I use this joke all the time 😅
About gotdamn time 🧐
The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
www.theverge.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
About gotdamn time 🧐
Even though I am now (thankfully) retired from federal service, my girlfriend and many of my friends are still suffering. It's heartbreaking and wrong on so many levels. I have so much anger and hatred in my heart for the entire Krasnov regime 🤬
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Even though I am now (thankfully) retired from federal service, my girlfriend and many of my friends are still suffering. It's heartbreaking and wrong on so many levels. I have so much anger and hatred in my heart for the entire Krasnov regime 🤬
TL;DR: Mike Johnson sucks even more than you thought 🧐
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
TL;DR: Mike Johnson sucks even more than you thought 🧐
Trumping Heads 😎
This will be worth two minutes and two seconds of your day.
Trump vs Talking Heads - Swedemason
YouTube video by swedemason
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Trumping Heads 😎
The oldest motto of the United States is E PLURIBUS UNUM: “Out of Many, One.”
The Founding Fathers codified the idea that diversity is our strength. This idea defines who we are as a nation.
So why are so many “originalists“ determined to throw that away? 🤯🧐
www.britannica.com/topic/E-plur...
The Founding Fathers codified the idea that diversity is our strength. This idea defines who we are as a nation.
So why are so many “originalists“ determined to throw that away? 🤯🧐
www.britannica.com/topic/E-plur...
E Pluribus Unum | Meaning, History, Evolution, & Relevance | Britannica
‘E pluribus unum’ is a Latin phrase that translates to ‘Out of many, one’ in English. It was the original unofficial motto of the United States.
www.britannica.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The oldest motto of the United States is E PLURIBUS UNUM: “Out of Many, One.”
The Founding Fathers codified the idea that diversity is our strength. This idea defines who we are as a nation.
So why are so many “originalists“ determined to throw that away? 🤯🧐
www.britannica.com/topic/E-plur...
The Founding Fathers codified the idea that diversity is our strength. This idea defines who we are as a nation.
So why are so many “originalists“ determined to throw that away? 🤯🧐
www.britannica.com/topic/E-plur...
This is fun. I'm a sucker for a good corpus-based word cloud! 🤓
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is fun. I'm a sucker for a good corpus-based word cloud! 🤓
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Sublime 😆
At this point….IYKYK
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sublime 😆