Mike Bender ✊❌👑
@mikebendervo.bsky.social
Your favorite voice actor! Retired USAF MSgt, TX antifascist & ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I *block* magatrolls & redhats, cryptobros & muskrats, jeezoids, wastoids, woowoos, weeaboos, ghosters, gamers, gamblers, Gambians, OF “models” & AI “art”
#ChingaLaMigra #BLM #NoKings
I *block* magatrolls & redhats, cryptobros & muskrats, jeezoids, wastoids, woowoos, weeaboos, ghosters, gamers, gamblers, Gambians, OF “models” & AI “art”
#ChingaLaMigra #BLM #NoKings
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Tr*mp decorating the Oval Office 😜
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Tr*mp decorating the Oval Office 😜
I did a double-take at Burlington Coat Factory today when I discovered that the Spanish word for panties is calzones. I don't quite know what to do with that information 😵
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I did a double-take at Burlington Coat Factory today when I discovered that the Spanish word for panties is calzones. I don't quite know what to do with that information 😵
Seems familiar 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seems familiar 🤔
Put my last About Face sticker in a bathroom stall at Lackland 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Put my last About Face sticker in a bathroom stall at Lackland 🫡
Behold the Lackland AFB Finance Office lobby in all its mid-century glory 🤓
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Behold the Lackland AFB Finance Office lobby in all its mid-century glory 🤓
This is the first time I've seen Tr*mp's official portrait in the wild. The fact that the American flag is nowhere to be seen in the image tells you everything you need to know 🧐
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the first time I've seen Tr*mp's official portrait in the wild. The fact that the American flag is nowhere to be seen in the image tells you everything you need to know 🧐
Kinda like the "fat" girl in Love, Actually 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Kinda like the "fat" girl in Love, Actually 🙄
My dearest hope is that the fever will break when Tr*mp dies. There are plenty of other evil people in the regime, but I don't see anyone else capable of maintaining the cult of personality 🤞
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My dearest hope is that the fever will break when Tr*mp dies. There are plenty of other evil people in the regime, but I don't see anyone else capable of maintaining the cult of personality 🤞
This is fun. I'm a sucker for a good corpus-based word cloud! 🤓
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is fun. I'm a sucker for a good corpus-based word cloud! 🤓
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "wordle" (94×)
2. "trmp" (41×)
3. "texas" (29×)
4. "antonio" (28×)
5. "shit" (25×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Am I a joke to you? 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Am I a joke to you? 🧐
Posting this yet again 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Posting this yet again 🙄
The fifth anniversary of her infamous evening unconstitutional 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The fifth anniversary of her infamous evening unconstitutional 🤔
The Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) is clear: Servicemembers must follow all *lawful* orders. Don't issue any unlawful orders, and there's no problem. How is that controversial in the least? 🧐
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) is clear: Servicemembers must follow all *lawful* orders. Don't issue any unlawful orders, and there's no problem. How is that controversial in the least? 🧐
I was scrolling quickly and read "Michelin" instead of "Michigan"—which also kinda fits 🤷🏼♂️
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I was scrolling quickly and read "Michelin" instead of "Michigan"—which also kinda fits 🤷🏼♂️
Makes me think of this old joke 😂
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Makes me think of this old joke 😂
I finally broke down and bought myself a wireless cooking thermometer. It's very exciting! 🤓
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I finally broke down and bought myself a wireless cooking thermometer. It's very exciting! 🤓
Phase One complete! 🐔🤓
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Phase One complete! 🐔🤓
The only thing I want to know about MTG is her whereabouts on the evening of January 5, 2021 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The only thing I want to know about MTG is her whereabouts on the evening of January 5, 2021 🤔
This is a variation on a joke I've been telling for years 🤓
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is a variation on a joke I've been telling for years 🤓
Coincidentally, I'm going to see Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein today 😆
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Coincidentally, I'm going to see Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein today 😆
"I Joined for the Benefits" by Tony Allevato
Veteran Voce: A Veterans Weekend of Art, Music & Conversation at Galeria E.V.A. in San Antonio
Veteran Voce: A Veterans Weekend of Art, Music & Conversation at Galeria E.V.A. in San Antonio
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"I Joined for the Benefits" by Tony Allevato
Veteran Voce: A Veterans Weekend of Art, Music & Conversation at Galeria E.V.A. in San Antonio
Veteran Voce: A Veterans Weekend of Art, Music & Conversation at Galeria E.V.A. in San Antonio