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Brandon
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Writing a Succession-style pilot about the power struggle for who will become the new Universal Hotel’s Sloppy Telly
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! 🦃 Before you sit down for dinner, how about an appetizer?

Here's the full site plan for USH Project 515, a massive new resort coming to the entrance of #UniversalStudiosHollywood! Want more? What is USH Project 294? Check out our full post, here: parkfans.net/threads/univ...
I LOVE HALLOWEEN
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why does The Strangers Chapter 2 turn into a feral hog movie for 10 minutes
October 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Henry Limpet, such an interesting story, some would say incredible, and I would consider declassifying and releasing everything about Mr. Limpet, in particular, his ability to turn into a fish to help America win WW2
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Feel like shit just want The Beekeeper 2
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My dumbass was really trying to get people to go with me to HHN on Silksong release date 🤡
August 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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nothing describes Democratic Party politicians better than constantly training and never fighting
NEW: Democrats are pumping out content of themselves, pumping iron:

"People want to see vigor, they want to see action, that you’re prepared to do the job, doing more than sitting behind a podium regurgitating a litany of nonsensical acronyms"

www.cnn.com/2025/07/26/p...
August 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Kris.
July 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite
8pm ET/7pm CT, TBS + HBO Max
TONIGHT!

Máscara Dorada vs Kyle Fletcher
2 of the world’s top rising young wrestling stars will fight 1-on-1 live TONIGHT!
Máscara Dorada battles vs “The Protostar” Kyle Fletcher on Wednesday Night Dynamite

TONIGHT!
July 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
July 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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TODAY!

IT'S #AEWALLINTEXAS DAY! Don't miss a second of our biggest event of the year LIVE on PPV at 3ET/12PT!

allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
July 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I had a dream The Rizzler did the Akira slide
July 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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labubu dubai chocolate matcha rave
July 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Kitaro
July 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Me when you bring me cookie
July 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Fuck Fourth of July
July 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Please for the love of god get my boy Kyle a good fucking feud
#AEWAllInTexas
LIVE on PPV, 3ET/12PT
Saturday Afternoon, 7/12

TNT Championship
Adam Cole vs Kyle Fletcher

KyleFletcher with his win on #AEWCollision 100 has punched his ticket to a TNT Championship match against Adam Cole, at All In Texas, this Saturday afternoon, 7/12!
July 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Damn, it looks just like the photos of the disappeared that were put up by relatives in the South American dictatorships
July 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Every pro wrestler of note is either like this or a Holocaust denier, no middle ground
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s that time of year again
July 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So like this alleged Dubai chocolate craze is one of the most blatant cultural astroturfs in years, right? I’m not just crazy, right?
June 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM