Midnight Tree Bandit
@midnitreebandit.bsky.social
The Bandit whut hangs out in trees. MTB is fine.
20 year Maineiac From Away.
N.B.: I do not automatically follow back.
20 year Maineiac From Away.
N.B.: I do not automatically follow back.
Five minutes after watching this weeks episode of The Simpsons, my wife came back into the room and said "Now I have the tune to The Pina Colada Song stuck in my but, but the lyrics are Hotel California."
After humming a few lines, I said "Fuck it actually works, too!!"
You're welcome.
After humming a few lines, I said "Fuck it actually works, too!!"
You're welcome.
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Five minutes after watching this weeks episode of The Simpsons, my wife came back into the room and said "Now I have the tune to The Pina Colada Song stuck in my but, but the lyrics are Hotel California."
After humming a few lines, I said "Fuck it actually works, too!!"
You're welcome.
After humming a few lines, I said "Fuck it actually works, too!!"
You're welcome.
Yet another reason I will never, ever own an Apple product.
"Think different" was their old slogan. What was unsaid was "as long as you're not thinking about Windows or Amiga or Unix variants."
"Think different" was their old slogan. What was unsaid was "as long as you're not thinking about Windows or Amiga or Unix variants."
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yet another reason I will never, ever own an Apple product.
"Think different" was their old slogan. What was unsaid was "as long as you're not thinking about Windows or Amiga or Unix variants."
"Think different" was their old slogan. What was unsaid was "as long as you're not thinking about Windows or Amiga or Unix variants."
And Platner's media consultant and wannabe progressive kingmaker is Morris Katz, who worked on the Fetterman and Mamdani campaigns.
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And Platner's media consultant and wannabe progressive kingmaker is Morris Katz, who worked on the Fetterman and Mamdani campaigns.
I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about with "deaths by landlord"
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about with "deaths by landlord"
Yes, Aftyn Behn lost, but it was always a longshot.
HOWEVER
The small margin of vicotorey gives the GOP a pyrrhic victory at best.
We have got to keep this momentum going!
HOWEVER
The small margin of vicotorey gives the GOP a pyrrhic victory at best.
We have got to keep this momentum going!
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yes, Aftyn Behn lost, but it was always a longshot.
HOWEVER
The small margin of vicotorey gives the GOP a pyrrhic victory at best.
We have got to keep this momentum going!
HOWEVER
The small margin of vicotorey gives the GOP a pyrrhic victory at best.
We have got to keep this momentum going!
yeah that about covers it
so a brief Graham Platner round up
grow up rich went to private school,
joined the military according to his Reddit because he loves up close personal small imperial wars
couldn't get enough so joined Blackwater
used to shit post on Reddit
said racist shit
sexist/rapey shit
homophobic shit
grow up rich went to private school,
joined the military according to his Reddit because he loves up close personal small imperial wars
couldn't get enough so joined Blackwater
used to shit post on Reddit
said racist shit
sexist/rapey shit
homophobic shit
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
yeah that about covers it
How many Palestinians did Hamas kill?
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How many Palestinians did Hamas kill?
David Byrne and NPR spreading a little joy for your Monday. The Tiny Desk is bigger than it looks.
www.npr.org/2025/12/01/g...
www.npr.org/2025/12/01/g...
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."
www.npr.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
David Byrne and NPR spreading a little joy for your Monday. The Tiny Desk is bigger than it looks.
www.npr.org/2025/12/01/g...
www.npr.org/2025/12/01/g...
Wow I'm a serioyus pottymouth.
No Regerts.
No Regerts.
@midnitreebandit.bsky.social has swears! They've used 372 profanities in their last 3,557 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (105 times)
🥈 "shit" (50 times)
🥉 "hell" (23 times)
🥇 "fuck" (105 times)
🥈 "shit" (50 times)
🥉 "hell" (23 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wow I'm a serioyus pottymouth.
No Regerts.
No Regerts.
I wonder what the @profanity.accountant has to say for myself....
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I wonder what the @profanity.accountant has to say for myself....
I know a biology prof at a Virginia college who devoted large portions of his course just teahing the kids how to write an essay and do proper sourcing. his standard reply to questions is "it's in the syllabus." And still they make excuses and ask dumb questions.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I know a biology prof at a Virginia college who devoted large portions of his course just teahing the kids how to write an essay and do proper sourcing. his standard reply to questions is "it's in the syllabus." And still they make excuses and ask dumb questions.
King's Hawaiian is everywhere in Maine. Well, all the Hannafords anyway.
I think Arby's had some limited time sandwiches on King's Hawaiian a few years ago.
I think Arby's had some limited time sandwiches on King's Hawaiian a few years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
King's Hawaiian is everywhere in Maine. Well, all the Hannafords anyway.
I think Arby's had some limited time sandwiches on King's Hawaiian a few years ago.
I think Arby's had some limited time sandwiches on King's Hawaiian a few years ago.
Mainesky alert:
If youre looking for a place to shop that's as local as it gets, Head over to Freeport and hit up Two Sisters in Maine, a shop full of lovely gifts made by Maine makers, including some cool tie dyes made by Yours Truly. Then head over to Freeport Market for more Maine made goods!
If youre looking for a place to shop that's as local as it gets, Head over to Freeport and hit up Two Sisters in Maine, a shop full of lovely gifts made by Maine makers, including some cool tie dyes made by Yours Truly. Then head over to Freeport Market for more Maine made goods!
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My first exposure to her was when my brother played the St Anne's concert CD for me. So damn good. (I knew about Broken English and that she hung with the Velvet Underground, but that was about it.)
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My first exposure to her was when my brother played the St Anne's concert CD for me. So damn good. (I knew about Broken English and that she hung with the Velvet Underground, but that was about it.)
Mainesky alert:
If youre looking for a place to shop that's as local as it gets, Head over to Freeport and hit up Two Sisters in Maine, a shop full of lovely gifts made by Maine makers, including some cool tie dyes made by Yours Truly. Then head over to Freeport Market for more Maine made goods!
If youre looking for a place to shop that's as local as it gets, Head over to Freeport and hit up Two Sisters in Maine, a shop full of lovely gifts made by Maine makers, including some cool tie dyes made by Yours Truly. Then head over to Freeport Market for more Maine made goods!
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Mainesky alert:
If youre looking for a place to shop that's as local as it gets, Head over to Freeport and hit up Two Sisters in Maine, a shop full of lovely gifts made by Maine makers, including some cool tie dyes made by Yours Truly. Then head over to Freeport Market for more Maine made goods!
If youre looking for a place to shop that's as local as it gets, Head over to Freeport and hit up Two Sisters in Maine, a shop full of lovely gifts made by Maine makers, including some cool tie dyes made by Yours Truly. Then head over to Freeport Market for more Maine made goods!
Thanks to ozempic (legitimately prescribed for diabetes) that's me after one small plate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Thanks to ozempic (legitimately prescribed for diabetes) that's me after one small plate.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Negativland
Laurie Anderson
Emerson Lake and Powell (not Palmer- it was the 80s)
Barenaked Ladies
Peter Gabriel
Negativland
Laurie Anderson
Emerson Lake and Powell (not Palmer- it was the 80s)
Barenaked Ladies
Peter Gabriel
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Duran Duran
Thompson Twins
The Cure
Tears For Fears
Elvis Costello
Duran Duran
Thompson Twins
The Cure
Tears For Fears
Elvis Costello
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Negativland
Laurie Anderson
Emerson Lake and Powell (not Palmer- it was the 80s)
Barenaked Ladies
Peter Gabriel
Negativland
Laurie Anderson
Emerson Lake and Powell (not Palmer- it was the 80s)
Barenaked Ladies
Peter Gabriel
Still waiting for the "My best friends are Jews" shoe to drop.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Still waiting for the "My best friends are Jews" shoe to drop.
So what is the word for that weird smell/taste/feeling in the head when you have a cold or sinus infection or whatever this is that I've got? I just call it sick-head but does it have an actual name?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So what is the word for that weird smell/taste/feeling in the head when you have a cold or sinus infection or whatever this is that I've got? I just call it sick-head but does it have an actual name?
Mine's 11, but some are . . . puzzling. ai bots trolls grifters? Chomsky Honks? Can anyone translate the German for me? Who is Edward Said?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mine's 11, but some are . . . puzzling. ai bots trolls grifters? Chomsky Honks? Can anyone translate the German for me? Who is Edward Said?
the MBA and engineering clsses too? I mean, a masters in engineering is often required for an engineer seeking a PE certification (the P stands for . . . you guessed it)
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
the MBA and engineering clsses too? I mean, a masters in engineering is often required for an engineer seeking a PE certification (the P stands for . . . you guessed it)
Reposted by Midnight Tree Bandit
He need to be impeached again. BUT! NOT without first quietly polling the Senate to see if there is support for conviction. Because immpeachment is impotent without conviction.
The problem with the first and second times was that the House leaders who pushed them knew there would be no conviction.
The problem with the first and second times was that the House leaders who pushed them knew there would be no conviction.
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He need to be impeached again. BUT! NOT without first quietly polling the Senate to see if there is support for conviction. Because immpeachment is impotent without conviction.
The problem with the first and second times was that the House leaders who pushed them knew there would be no conviction.
The problem with the first and second times was that the House leaders who pushed them knew there would be no conviction.
Reposted by Midnight Tree Bandit
A word that needs a comeback.
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A word that needs a comeback.