Challenge accepted.

I saw A Complete Unknown today and it was superb, however my main takeaway was that at musical festivals in the 60s people had chairs. This needs to be brought back.

I just saw a bird of prey (maybe a brown goshawk) savagely murder and carry off a bronze wing pigeon in my back yard. Whilst I was having breakfast…

How long until they freeze women’s bank accounts?

If you need a how-to…

Helpful!

Don’t forget to breathe.

I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I am over 50 and my only concerns are increasing the font size on my phone and working out how to turn subtitles on.

Bum. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ja...

This fine boi had his annual checkup yesterday. He weighed in at a hefty, yet healthy, 8.1kg.

Trump wants to annex Canada, which means that somewhere in Canada right now, a nun with an amazing singing voice has taken the job as a nanny for a widowed naval Captain and his 7 children.

I wasn’t expecting Conclave to have a jump scare.

This fine boi is the length of one and a half cats. 12/10

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

I’m going to see Conclave tomorrow morning. This counts as going to Mass, right?

Is it nice here?